The Oh-ho-ho Derby

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THE OHIO DERBY FINE ANALYSIS PROGRAM













I begin.






























MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!












May I have the cards,please?





















Any day now.










What? You bring notype and Oinkman?


I said the CARDS---not the TARDS!









Unbelieveable.












Bettah...thank you.

















SMUTH-AIR




Oh my God.


Crinkle...

..trash can.






Your Round




And yer slow


Crinkle...

..trash can.








MedJool





Where do they get these names???



Crinkle...


...trash can.










StolenChevy




Bite me.


Crinkle...

..trash can.













CelticMeal




There's another one I've never heard of.


Crinkle...

..trash can.










Cherokee Artist






I have painted the finish of the race....and he ain't in it.



Crinkle...


..trash can.


















That leaves the 2nd place finisher...Z-Fortune ...and yer winnah...




.....Instill.












Looks like 4-7 ta me.