The Official Let's Cheer Up GPK Thread!

[my miss storm cat]

"If I have to sit around here another day, I'm gonna go ape sh*t," - GPK

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Okay kids, here's the deal. He seems like he's getting a little bit restless. I thought it might be fun to try to come up with 101 ways of cheering him up!

(Or, at the very least, of distracting him while we're all off at the OTB or the track, having a great time people-watching and drinking, placing those monster bets and hitting the IRS window, and..... ooops! Shouldn't have said that).

A picture, a story, a joke, a song, a clip..... anything!

Let's go!

#1. Patches
http://gprime.net/video.php/patchesthehorse

#2. A special caption writing contest entry, just for GPK (hooray!).
http://www.geocities.com/batman_927/hockey_dolphin.jpg

#3. A quick and fun read..... slips of the tongue...
http://www.joblatino.com/slips.html

#4. An idea..... write an email to Xcellent! (Kindly note he answers to Stan and he WILL write back).
http://www.xcellent.co.nz/index.page

Okay, someone else has to do #5....