Verbal Abuse of Clyde - Page 9

Sightseek · #**161** 09-09-2010, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

I think that, at one time, clyde was a better finisher. This is no longer the case and I, firmly, believe that pants is the best finisher presently. This is because clyde has gone more to the Stevie type finish, the twirling of the broad, as oppose to the grabbing a hold and going all out for a few quick pumps. I don't ride so I can only surmise what the twirling is meant to do: probably an attempt to get the broad in a dizzy state by correctly positioning her tits. The problem with this is some studs, in particular clyde, go overboard with it and never get to actually DRIVING a broad, as they're too busy twirling. Pants, on the other hand, takes a tight hold, goes to pumping for the most part, and balls deep when warranted, and keeps the broad in a FLOW. He keeps them as hot as anyone and they don't lose stride as he is very good at giving them multiple orgasms.

Tell you this much, if pants is on that red-headed broad at the cheap whiskey bar yesterday, the broad would've come for fun. Ditto for any number of broads Prostate Operator rode at the Thoroughbred Lounge.

OH MY GOT!!!!!

clyde · #**162** 09-09-2010, 12:12 PM

Next person to post here....dies.

geeker2 · #**163** 09-09-2010, 12:15 PM

do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

FGFan · #**164** 09-09-2010, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2

do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

^^^^beat me to it...

But

POST!!!!

clyde · #**165** 09-09-2010, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2

do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

Did you ever see what a freight train does to a human body?

You won't be that lucky.

FGFan · #**166** 09-09-2010, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2

do you mean NOW or EVENTUALLY ?

And uh Ralph where is this cat abuse I have been hearing of...I sharpened mah fangs just for you!!!

clyde · #**167** 09-09-2010, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan

^^^^beat me to it...

But

POST!!!!

You...I will POST to death.

FGFan · #**168** 09-09-2010, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde

You...I will POST to death.

POSTIES!!!

Hey don't ruin mah WHO DAT mood, ya know how easily I turn.

And byE the byE how is Scott Fajita

doing up there in your neck of the woods????

clyde · #**169** 09-09-2010, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan

POSTIES!!!

Hey don't ruin mah WHO DAT mood, ya know how easily I turn.

And byE the byE how is Scott Fajita

doing up there in your neck of the woods????

He is a linebacker and I hope he gets cut.

clyde · #**170** 09-09-2010, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan

POSTIES!!!

Hey don't ruin mah WHO DAT mood, ya know how easily I turn.

And byE the byE how is Scott Fajita

doing up there in your neck of the woods????

Yes I do.

The artist ,when sketching, loves nothing more than the curve of the body as it turns away.

Just hayin'.

FGFan · #**171** 09-09-2010, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde

Yes I do.

The artist ,when sketching, loves nothing more than the curve of the body as it turns away.

Just hayin'.

Well I'm just thayin...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CYDFoEz8rg&feature=fvw

clyde · #**172** 09-09-2010, 12:46 PM

Stop mekin' me laugh!!

#**173** 09-09-2010, 12:51 PM

#1 in crime, murder AND football.

Bout it bout it

clyde · #**174** 09-09-2010, 12:52 PM

^^^^ Artie Lange loves him.

#**175** 09-09-2010, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

^^^^ Artie Lange loves him.

^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9v_NkgsK6k

clyde · #**176** 09-09-2010, 01:06 PM

^^^^ Is ver klempt.

my miss storm cat · #**177** 09-09-2010, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

I think that, at one time, clyde was a better finisher. This is no longer the case and I, firmly, believe that pants is the best finisher presently. This is because clyde has gone more to the Stevie type finish, the twirling of the broad, as oppose to the grabbing a hold and going all out for a few quick pumps. I don't ride so I can only surmise what the twirling is meant to do: probably an attempt to get the broad in a dizzy state by correctly positioning her tits. The problem with this is some studs, in particular clyde, go overboard with it and never get to actually DRIVING a broad, as they're too busy twirling. Pants, on the other hand, takes a tight hold, goes to pumping for the most part, and balls deep when warranted, and keeps the broad in a FLOW. He keeps them as hot as anyone and they don't lose stride as he is very good at giving them multiple orgasms.

Tell you this much, if pants is on that red-headed broad at the cheap whiskey bar yesterday, the broad would've come for fun. Ditto for any number of broads Prostate Operator rode at the Thoroughbred Lounge.

Oh my God I'm dying.

clyde · #**178** 09-09-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Oh my God I'm dying.

You don't know how right you are.

Rileyoriley · #**179** 09-09-2010, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

Next person to post here....dies.

POST Raisin Bran is good.

my miss storm cat · #**180** 09-09-2010, 08:16 PM

There was a poster in the Pad Lock a few hours back named Clyde who was second only to Coach Pants in a bunch of funny threads before he finally outdid him, He wasn't a bad poster - his lifetime record is 3,800 posts and many many pies in earnings - but he was a beaten favorite way too often.