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|  8/21 (NP): Canadian Derby (G3) 10th (3:46) Canadian Derby (G3) 1 3/8 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $300,000 1 1 Gold Winner Beauregard S Petrowski Joan 126 L 20-1 2 2 Stachys Bell D C Biehler Michael 126 L 10-1 3 3 Gold Medallion Heiler S Diodoro Robertino 126 L 8-1 4 4 No Hesitation Walcott R W Meyaard Jim 126 L 2-1 5 5 Dyna Stroll Gutierrez Mario May Alan 126 L 6-1 6 6 Professor Pollard Salgado A Meyaard Jim 126 L 4-1 7 7 Kara's Orientation Ramsammy E Chircop Steven 126 L 5-2 8 8 Ranger Heartley Maragh T Cone Rod J 126 L 12-1 9 9 Judge Brew Lara R Rycroft Tim 126 L 15-1 10 10 Distorted Dave Alvarado P V Sadler John W 126 L 12-1 Win Three (Races 10-11-12) / Exactor / Triactor / Superfecta 
				__________________ All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. | 
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|   Guess we can confirm Golden Moka for the Travers now No Big Red Mike either? | 
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|   Big Red Mike is pointed to the Ontario Derby at Woodbine next month.  Gold Medallion for the win here and ooooh... look who is in this one! Northlands Park - August 21, 2010 Race 12 - 4:47 PM Late Double / Exactor / Triactor / Superfecta STAKES Speed to Spare S. 1 1 Trick of the North (BC) 9/G L P V Alvarado 126 B Heads 2/1 2 2 Ganbei (BC) 4/G L M Gutierrez 126 M Snow 6/1  3 3 True Metropolitan (FL)   8/G L J McAleney 126 T Jordan 4/1  4 4 Tease the Tiger (ON) 4/G L T Maragh 126 R Diodoro 15/1 5 5 Lowther Street (KY) 5/H L F H Perez 126 D K Condilenios 10/1 6 6 Andiotis (BC) 4/G L R W Walcott 126 J Meyaard 3/1 7 7 Major Temper (AB) 4/G S Beauregard 126 R Grieves 25/1 8 8 Cool Ventura (AB) 5/G R D Blinston 126 C Anderson 10/1 9 9 Double Shuffle (FL) 4/G L V Baze 126 R Diodoro 12/1 10 10 Footprint (KY) 6/G L S Heiler 126 J Petrowski 9/2 11 11 Papa Time (KY) 5/G L H N Martinez 126 R Grieves 20/1 Hasn't won in quite a while but what a cool old guy. Hope he can do it here. | 
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|   Hey Arty...nice line up. Will a Canadian Spaceship perform it's famous " Forced Landing in Nova Scotia while Headed for the Moon?" | 
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|   Hey Arty....... a whole 300 large for the Canadian Derby?? ZenYaddaYaddaYadda has saved that much in travel expenses alone! Ask North Deekoti for some money. | 
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|   Hey Arty. Doesn't this signal the start of Canada's moose hunting season? | 
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|   Hey Arty ! ( !!...ror ..I'm mekin' myself laugh!! ) The Canadian Derby will be held this year at The Thistleydowns due to the fact Canadians are easily duped. Canadian racing rules will be effect...ie: The starting gate will be aligned parallel to the rail so as to confuse the horseys.Canadians love this one. All horseys will wear aluminum foil clad blinkers....with 2 little antennas sticking straight up.Canadians love this one,too. The race will be 6 furlongs, but the Canadian jockeys won't be told. They don't know the difference anyways. Last edited by clyde : 08-19-2010 at 08:02 PM. Reason: changed "RTY" to ''Arty" | 
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|   Hey Arty!!...and all fine Canadian Racing Fans!! I have a real treat for you. A clip highlighting the horsey entrants for the Canadian Derby!! The jockeys are introduced at the beginning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFT...feature=search | 
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|   Aren't they magnificent looking animals? | 
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|   I have another real treat for Arty and the gang. Here is the official Canadian Derby song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq1fp...eature=related | 
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|   Oh my God what have you done to this thread Morty?   Doesn't anyone have a pick? 1,529 members of which over 900 are active and no one?  Fine i shall take my big bag o'  once Gold Medallion wins and go play on another thread.  | 
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|   !! I will be doing my fine pre race analysis on this one in the Dooryard. Please deliver the cards when you have a chance. Adorn your dupa smartly and scantily...make me believe you are proud of it. | 
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|   Wasserman was 3rd in the 2007 Longacres Mile. He won it the following year and last year he was 4th. If i adorn my dupa for any horsie or race this weekend (and since I'd get s**t cause Princess Haya owns Debussy and God forbid I post him as my pick cause I'll be accused of God knows what kind of anti_Americanism  if i do) it will be for him. 4th time in this race... how cool is that? You'll have to find another dupa, Sir. | 
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|   !! And fine...I can get any dupa I want....watch this: Oh Uncly-poo!! Would you mind? | 
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|   Canadian aircraft carriers are now bumping into Washington,trying to put-put their way to Cleveland.They carry a Canadian Spaceship in segments . Bad choice of vehicles needing new RADAR. Should have taken the Alberta VO5 Silver Bullet train....but with an engine on each end,pulling opposite each other---it only gets nowhere fast. Just like us poor Pisces People. Viva Kee-Beck!! | 
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|   Quote: 
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|   ...=:>....aren't those magnificent looking animals?... Cleveland will not accept Canadian quarters starting now through Sunday. However, Canadian Golf may be played at your risk through Sunday...only. | 
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|   gimme some dat brown sugah!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! | 
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|   Canada will be closed for DerbyDay. All Canadians not going to Cleveland are advised to stay in their homes. | 
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|   yes sir? 
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