Full Tilt Scratch Off!!

[Mortimer]

YES!


I'm so excited.

I have purchased 2 Ohio Lottery EMERALD 7 tickies.


That's a $10 buy in,folks.

This requires a lot of skill.



You have 16 chances to match any of the 3 winning numbers.




















Oh well.






Let's start with ticky number 1:



OK...I need to match 28,12 or 22.

This is sssssso great!




29,4 ( gosh ..great numbers) 5,9,26,6,15,8 ( I'm getting angry) 14,21,16,25,10,13,e-lev-uhn,23.




Phooey.

Box cars.






I need a break before game 2 starts.

[Payson Dave]

may the scratch be with you

[Mortimer]

Thank you sssso much,Mr. Mayson.






Game 2:



Need to match 8,28 or 14.






Come own ,baby!!



4,13( uh-oh...not a good sign), 8-TEEN!!...PHOOEY!!....22,19,16




GODDAMMITY!!





I'm switching up on my scratching sequence.

It's a great strategy.




24,32,12,11,25...Oh my God......7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh this is better than meeting Greta Van Cistern.






If you get a black seven.....you win the prize automatically shown.......but an emerald 7 is 7 TIMES the prize shown!!!






Oh fucl< ...I shouldn't have said that.





































thud

[Mortimer]

I feel bettah now.

I have 3 more numbers;I'm going to finish before I find out what 7X the prize amount shown is.

I swear if it's one dollar I'm going to be very angry.








30,1,5



My life hangs in the balance....of the prize shown amount.











Wish me luck.






















ONE FRIGGIN' DOLLAR.






I won 7......and spent 10 to do it.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I feel bettah now.

I have 3 more numbers;I'm going to finish before I find out what 7X the prize amount shown is.

I swear if it's one dollar I'm going to be very angry.

30,1,5

My life hangs in the balance....of the prize shown amount.

Wish me luck.

ONE FRIGGIN' DOLLAR.

I won 7......and spent 10 to do it.

THOSE FUC|<ING OHIO LOTTERY CROOKS!!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by philcski

THOSE FUC|<ING OHIO LOTTERY CROOKS!!!!

fr&l-a!!!!

















You said it ,Philski!!

I'm writing them a letter of complaint right now:
















Dear mothah fucl<ahs;



You have a lot of nerve counting a $7 winner on a $5 ticket as a "winner" when I had to buy TWO to "win" the 7.



I hope you all get the clap and runny noses.


All the best,
Go fucl< yerselves

[santana]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I feel bettah now.

I have 3 more numbers;I'm going to finish before I find out what 7X the prize amount shown is.

I swear if it's one dollar I'm going to be very angry.








30,1,5



My life hangs in the balance....of the prize shown amount.











Wish me luck.






















ONE FRIGGIN' DOLLAR.






I won 7......and spent 10 to do it.

It reminds me of some times at the BIG A......some guy screaming i hit the DOUBLE...I hit the Double....the only thing was the Double paid 4.80....and he bet 6.00.
And my horse got beat in the second half of the DD, by a freaken nose....for a few hundred....

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by santana

It reminds me of some times at the BIG A......some guy screaming i hit the DOUBLE...I hit the Double....the only thing was the Double paid 4.80....and he bet 6.00.
And my horse got beat in the second half of the DD, by a freaken nose....for a few hundred....

Gosh ,James...don't ya just hate when that happens?