Full Tilt Scratch Off!!
 

YES!


I'm so excited.

I have purchased 2 Ohio Lottery EMERALD 7 tickies.


That's a $10 buy in,folks.

This requires a lot of skill.



You have 16 chances to match any of the 3 winning numbers.













:o






Oh well.






Let's start with ticky number 1:



OK...I need to match 28,12 or 22.

This is sssssso great!




29,4 ( gosh ..great numbers) 5,9,26,6,15,8 ( I'm getting angry) 14,21,16,25,10,13,e-lev-uhn,23.




Phooey.

Box cars.






I need a break before game 2 starts.

may the scratch be with you

Thank you sssso much,Mr. Mayson.






Game 2:



Need to match 8,28 or 14.






Come own ,baby!!



4,13( uh-oh...not a good sign), 8-TEEN!!...PHOOEY!!....22,19,16




GODDAMMITY!!





I'm switching up on my scratching sequence.

It's a great strategy.




24,32,12,11,25...Oh my God......7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh this is better than meeting Greta Van Cistern.






If you get a black seven.....you win the prize automatically shown.......but an emerald 7 is 7 TIMES the prize shown!!!






Oh fucl< ...I shouldn't have said that.





































thud

I feel bettah now.

I have 3 more numbers;I'm going to finish before I find out what 7X the prize amount shown is.

I swear if it's one dollar I'm going to be very angry.








30,1,5



My life hangs in the balance....of the prize shown amount.











Wish me luck.






















ONE FRIGGIN' DOLLAR.






I won 7......and spent 10 to do it.








:mad:

fr&l-a!!!!

















You said it ,Philski!!

I'm writing them a letter of complaint right now:
















Dear mothah fucl<ahs;



You have a lot of nerve counting a $7 winner on a $5 ticket as a "winner" when I had to buy TWO to "win" the 7.



I hope you all get the clap and runny noses.


All the best,
Go fucl< yerselves

Did you get the green or red ticket Morty?

Bidster...if I didn't like you I would give you a muggy face.


EMERALD 7


I stink at RUBY RED 7.

When is the next Scratch Off Tourney buy in? I want in on this action... You know, seeing as how it's such a great sport, maybe I could start a website devoted to it????













TreasureTrail.com?

Oh gosh,Steve...excellent idea.


In fact...you have inspired me to invest 3 more of my dollars and this $7 ticket to fetch 2 more tickies.


Back soon...if I don't forget anything.

...

I was very excited about the prospects of this website, till I checked it out.









They sell custom name art. :mad:

:tro:

I'd be happy to write a supporting deposition:

To whom it may concern at the Ohio Lottery Commission:
I purchased 19 $10 Monopoly tickets at your 7-Eleven Cincinnati Ohio Lottery outlet approximately 2 weeks ago. (You ask why I bought only 19 and not 20, despite paying with two crisp Benjamins, well I had to buy a box of condoms and a bottle of Boones) I proceded to scratch off your fine pieces of art in a a rapid fashion with my lucky buffalo head nickel, as I was participating in a Scratch-Off Tournament- where speed matters in your final score calculation. You know what I got? A fuc|<ing sore hand. Your piece of **** cardboard is worth about the same as fuc|<ing Monopoly money, no wonder you called it that. Thanks for NOTHING.

And I lost the Tournament, thanks for asking.

My finest regards-
go eat sh!t.

Philski...................OOOOOOOOOO

That was The Mother of all Carping Letters.










And now I have a real treat for you all.


I took my 7 dollar ticket and 3 more of my dollars to purchase 2 more of said tickets.











Well..the guy talked me into one $10 HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR!!!!!.........ticket.










I'm such a mark.



:o



Anyhoo---fearful of getting the bejeebers beat out of me again...I scratched in private.


I'm so ashamed.






BUT!!


I matched 4 numbers plus a SNOWMAN!!!...The SNOWMAN is an auto winnah!







I did wait to do this LIVE! ( on hour stage) so you all can witness the actual scratching of the prize shown segment.




Let's do the SNOWMAN first.








2 dollah




and now one of 4 winning numbers




2 dollah






and the next




2 dollah



I don't like the way this is going.






next






fucl<

2 dollah



and the last one















2 dollah



















SUNNYBI.TCH!!


I pay ten.....to "win" ten?????



Bull Fucl<.


I'm writing The Mother of all Carping Leters to them....later.






:mad: :mad: :mad:

You're still here? Get your arse to Scratchoffs-R-Us...

ror!!!!




HEY!...I just got back. You're lucky I remembered to.

It reminds me of some times at the BIG A......some guy screaming i hit the DOUBLE...I hit the Double....the only thing was the Double paid 4.80....and he bet 6.00.
And my horse got beat in the second half of the DD, by a freaken nose....for a few hundred....

Gosh ,James...don't ya just hate when that happens?




:)