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11-14-2008, 03:38 PM
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Full Tilt Scratch Off!!
YES!
I'm so excited. I have purchased 2 Ohio Lottery EMERALD 7 tickies. That's a $10 buy in,folks. This requires a lot of skill. You have 16 chances to match any of the 3 winning numbers.  Oh well. Let's start with ticky number 1: OK...I need to match 28,12 or 22. This is sssssso great! 29,4 ( gosh ..great numbers) 5,9,26,6,15,8 ( I'm getting angry) 14,21,16,25,10,13,e-lev-uhn,23. Phooey. Box cars. I need a break before game 2 starts. 
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11-14-2008, 03:41 PM
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may the scratch be with you
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11-14-2008, 03:50 PM
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Thank you sssso much,Mr. Mayson.
Game 2: Need to match 8,28 or 14. Come own ,baby!! 4,13( uh-oh...not a good sign), 8-TEEN!!...PHOOEY!!....22,19,16 GODDAMMITY!! I'm switching up on my scratching sequence. It's a great strategy. 24,32,12,11,25...Oh my God......7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh this is better than meeting Greta Van Cistern. If you get a black seven.....you win the prize automatically shown.......but an emerald 7 is 7 TIMES the prize shown!!! Oh fucl< ...I shouldn't have said that. thud
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11-14-2008, 03:59 PM
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I feel bettah now.
I have 3 more numbers;I'm going to finish before I find out what 7X the prize amount shown is. I swear if it's one dollar I'm going to be very angry. 30,1,5 My life hangs in the balance....of the prize shown amount. Wish me luck. ONE FRIGGIN' DOLLAR. I won 7......and spent 10 to do it. 
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11-14-2008, 04:10 PM
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11-14-2008, 04:15 PM
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fr&l-a!!!! You said it ,Philski!! I'm writing them a letter of complaint right now: Dear mothah fucl<ahs; You have a lot of nerve counting a $7 winner on a $5 ticket as a "winner" when I had to buy TWO to "win" the 7. I hope you all get the clap and runny noses. All the best, Go fucl< yerselves
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11-14-2008, 05:37 PM
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Did you get the green or red ticket Morty?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ySSg4QG8g
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11-14-2008, 06:03 PM
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TreasureTrail.com?
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984.
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11-14-2008, 06:12 PM
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11-14-2008, 06:23 PM
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They sell custom name art.
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11-14-2008, 06:32 PM
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 I'd be happy to write a supporting deposition: To whom it may concern at the Ohio Lottery Commission: I purchased 19 $10 Monopoly tickets at your 7-Eleven Cincinnati Ohio Lottery outlet approximately 2 weeks ago. (You ask why I bought only 19 and not 20, despite paying with two crisp Benjamins, well I had to buy a box of condoms and a bottle of Boones) I proceded to scratch off your fine pieces of art in a a rapid fashion with my lucky buffalo head nickel, as I was participating in a Scratch-Off Tournament- where speed matters in your final score calculation. You know what I got? A fuc|<ing sore hand. Your piece of **** cardboard is worth about the same as fuc|<ing Monopoly money, no wonder you called it that. Thanks for NOTHING. And I lost the Tournament, thanks for asking. My finest regards- go eat sh!t.
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11-14-2008, 07:23 PM
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Philski...................OOOOOOOOOO
That was The Mother of all Carping Letters. And now I have a real treat for you all. I took my 7 dollar ticket and 3 more of my dollars to purchase 2 more of said tickets. Well..the guy talked me into one $10 HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR!!!!!.........ticket. I'm such a mark. Anyhoo---fearful of getting the bejeebers beat out of me again...I scratched in private. I'm so ashamed. BUT!! I matched 4 numbers plus a SNOWMAN!!!...The SNOWMAN is an auto winnah! I did wait to do this LIVE! ( on hour stage) so you all can witness the actual scratching of the prize shown segment. Let's do the SNOWMAN first. 2 dollah and now one of 4 winning numbers 2 dollah and the next 2 dollah I don't like the way this is going. next fucl< 2 dollah and the last one 2 dollah SUNNYBI.TCH!! I pay ten.....to "win" ten????? Bull Fucl<. I'm writing The Mother of all Carping Leters to them....later.
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11-14-2008, 07:27 PM
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You're still here? Get your arse to Scratchoffs-R-Us...
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984.
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11-14-2008, 07:35 PM
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It reminds me of some times at the BIG A......some guy screaming i hit the DOUBLE...I hit the Double....the only thing was the Double paid 4.80....and he bet 6.00. And my horse got beat in the second half of the DD, by a freaken nose....for a few hundred....
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11-14-2008, 07:51 PM
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Gosh ,James...don't ya just hate when that happens? 
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