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Old 04-29-2008, 09:26 AM
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WELL I KNOW I'M EXCITED!!




Only a few more days....hang in there.Your Unparalleled,Fine KD Analysis is soon to be seen for 2008..I haven't been wrong yet.
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Old 04-29-2008, 09:47 AM
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ooooo

I can't wait

Please be better the jcs/pg and others. I have heard you are the

BEST HANDICAPPA EVAH
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:12 AM
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The Good Lord knows you've always been there for me.


To answer your question.......I'm not going to say I'm the best......but the 5 Steve's ( Byk,Haskin,Sterling,Crist, and Beyer) copy off me all the time.


















DING-DING-DING!!






What's that?








Oh my God!!






You have won a prize!








Give me any track..any race .....I will give you todays winner.
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:16 AM
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Sir, I would like the winner of Friday's Crown Royal American Turf at Churchill Downs, I say this because I already know the winner of the Oaks, and by this time, I am going to really need a winner....
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:19 AM
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I said....today.
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:23 AM
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I said....today.
Sir, today does me NO GOOD. I am stuck in 6x6 cubicle with angry supposed 50 year old woman (she is more like 60) that hates the world because she had one husband pass away and another cheat on her with a woman that was like 30.
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:28 AM
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Sir, I would like the winner of Friday's Crown Royal American Turf at Churchill Downs, I say this because I already know the winner of the Oaks, and by this time, I am going to really need a winner....

halo najib
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:28 AM
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Sir, today does me NO GOOD. I am stuck in 6x6 cubicle with angry supposed 50 year old woman (she is more like 60) that hates the world because she had one husband pass away and another cheat on her with a woman that was like 30.
Most men cheat ... tell her to get used to it. Maybe she can take advantage of you? It might cheer her up.
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:34 AM
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Most men cheat ... tell her to get used to it. Maybe she can take advantage of you? It might cheer her up.
She is 60 years old....take it easy

And most men don't cheat, it is the broads that are attracted to the tough asses that have smadiums on and try to roll with like 3 chicks are the ones that cheat.
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:00 AM
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She is 60 years old....take it easy

And most men don't cheat, it is the broads that are attracted to the tough asses that have smadiums on and try to roll with like 3 chicks are the ones that cheat.
Hey, I was married to a normal guy from Indiana, Scav. He had no issue cheating and believe me, he was no tough ass trying to roll with 3 chicks at a time.
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:08 AM
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Hey, I was married to a normal guy from Indiana, Scav. He had no issue cheating and believe me, he was no tough ass trying to roll with 3 chicks at a time.
First off, your main issue was that he was from Indiana, right there means the IQ is like 45 points lower then normal human beings, 2ndly..........I don't have a 2nd
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:09 AM
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^^^^^ genius
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:11 AM
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^^^^^ genius
Pretty close in most cases, except for spelling and/or the english language
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:32 AM
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Hey, I was married to a normal guy from Indiana, Scav. He had no issue cheating and believe me, he was no tough ass trying to roll with 3 chicks at a time.

That's what you get for marrying a sissy.
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:34 AM
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That's what you get for marrying a sissy.
FROM INDY ANNA

I better be careful, I am staying in Indiana this week...
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:34 AM
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You give the entries...I'll give you the winner,but don't let it happen again.
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:35 AM
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FROM INDY ANNA

I better be careful, I am staying in Indiana this week...
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It beats staying in the land of the Fighting Vagini.
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:42 AM
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It beats staying in the land of the Fighting Vagini.
Sir, there are two states in Illinois, Northern Illinois and Southern Illinois, please do not confuse me with Southern Illinois
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:44 AM
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Oh.









So do you have the entries?
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:48 AM
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Oh.









So do you have the entries?
They are yet to be drawn, should be available by late this afternoon, how much do you recommend, in a %, that I put on your horses from your choice?
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