The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde

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Could this be Pelican's Barber??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_96DTde38


Ol' PB has made some interesting commenty's;red boarding,as per usual, being one of them.The other is making horseplayer fun of rookie better's as he gleefully and supposedly is rounding up a new crop for fellow"professional's.You can now blame him for those robust pools thanks,in turn, to the dumb rookies.


Uhm....did it ever strike Mr.Cothes Pin that rookies may well check out sites like NT and his "arcane"remarks just might be deciphered by these silly people?And maybe,just maybe.... say "screw that noise?"

I do try to point out some of these rototilled postings;made by the innocuous.

The kissykissy's here .....must I point them out as well?


And to think this rather large "sample size" ( boy do the probability teachers over at NA love that scientific term) has to be representative of a larger amount of bipeds......walking among us.Sort of like the movie MIMIC,aye?

Yet,who is hated at all horsey sites? The one who points out the lunacy,hypocrisy and epidemic door knobery at these same sites? In other words;honest reporting in calling them as they are.

Could it be ME-----perhaps?

Well DAH!

YES!


And for the love of GOD if you must have YOUR ATR then you must accept the consequences.....and no way am I going to say what they might be.It's the same for what you see everywhere :I WANT MY BIG TEN FOOTBALL!!;I WANT MY SEC FOOTBALL(at least you meat eaters have a trace of basis) ;I WANT MY MUSIC CHANNEL!;I WANT MY GARDENING CHANNEL!

Ya follow? Make an inanimate thing in your little pea brain become a loved one.Then stuff the pockets of the shamans with your homage and see your real "loved ones" walk 5 miles to school in 3 feet of snow with no shoes!!

God I hate people!




Not all;just most.

I need my mookies,cream and alklyhol!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zv7JXO5gss

THERE'S A GARDENING CHANNEL???????????????????????????

[Rileyoriley]

Because The Belmonts are such wonderful people, we shall honor them 9/27 with a Belmont Day contest. Pick your favorite horse in each race and also an exacta box friend (please pick a horse you think your selection would like as a friend).
Prizes: I'm in a festive fall mood!!!
Gift box-may contain colored (not in a racist way) leaves, edible treats(perhaps baked by Mrs. Belmont herself), gift cards, etc..

As always-$100 donation in winner's name to our own MissSightyPooKins

[Sightseek]

What if our favorite horsey is a loner?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

What if our favorite horsey is a loner?

To quote "Three Dog Night", One is the loneliest number.

[Arletta]

More jibber..... I mean another message from ~ Clyde


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Hmmm....from the lack of self aggrandizing posts, it looks as though Nick's Kumqauts and Pelican's Barber took a solid soaking today over on the Goof-A-Round thread.Boy, that was worse than Bad Ballet.

Together,perhaps they could be the handicapper's bane:The Dyslexic Exacta.

Poor PB.As if the Bad Handicaping weren't bad enough,he received a thorough feather plucking in the SportyRoom:Bad Luck Season.He should expunge his last post as the thing kind of makes the unanimous decision look like a brutal TKO.


Isn't it time for Satan's Twit to type up a novelette?I so love reading the first 2 or 3 words.

You know what it is time for? SightyPooKins to supply me with the cards for Saturday's Hockey Puck Gold Glub.

My poim du jour:


you never know
just how you look
until you get
yo' picture took


This looks back to my fine "food for thought"....thought.


From The Satanic Verses:

"A poet's work is to name the unnameable,to point at frauds,to take sides,start arguments,shape the world and stop it from going to sleep."


My range of motion is in perfect condition.I can spot the frozen,the stupid and the dead from 1,000 miles. ....and can turtle launch a shell fired missile, right rickey tickey.Lastly(stop it!!) ----kin ya hep me here? Godzirra owns;what?





THE SHERR OIR COMPANY!!





ooooooooKAY!!!!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyTu1v-PtRU

[Sightseek]

I present the cards....

10th (5:50) Jockey Club Gold Cup Invitational S. (G1)

1 1/4 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $1,000,000

1 Micromanage Saez L 126 L
2 Last Gunfighter Bravo J 126 L
3 Wicked Strong Maragh R 122 L
4 Zivo Lezcano J 126 L
5 Prayer for Relief Velazquez J R 126 L
6 Long River Velasquez C 126 L
7 Speak Logistics Lopez P 126 L
8 Tonalist Rosario J 122 Blk-Off L
9 Stephanoatsee Ortiz J L 126 L
10 V. E. Day Castellano J J 122 L
11 Moreno Alvarado J 126 L
12 Big Cazanova (ARG) Ortiz I Jr 126 L

and as a bonus to the CLYDEFORM!! faithful and sponsored by The Belmonts (such wonderful people), I present an extra set of cards...

8th (4:41) Vosburgh Invitational S. (G1)

6 Furlongs | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $400,000

1 Palace Velasquez C 124 L
2 Coup de Grace Clark K D 122 L
3 Zee Bros Rosario J 124 L
4 Salutos Amigos Ortiz I Jr 124 L
5 Dads Caps Castellano J J 124 L
6 Happy My Way Bravo J 124 L
7 Private Zone Pedroza M A 124 L
8 Ribo Bobo Lopez P 124 L


You won't find this kind of generosity anywhere else, Sporty Fans!

[Arletta]

Important Nincompoopence from Clyde



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Well....SightyPoo is becoming a real cut up here.

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I will deal with you later,girly.


But thank you for the cards and let us do THE HOCKEY PUCK GOLD CUP





1....JIM KATCAVAGE

Played a fine defensive tackle for the Giants,but that was a long time ago.

So no.



crinkle....


trash can






2....LAST GUNFIGHTER


Now,we've had this before....godammity.

If he is the last,then there is no one to fight.



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3....TICKET WRONG


TOASTIE!!



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4.... DIVO


We've had this one before,too.

On thing's for shore: the jockey will whip it.



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5....PRAYER FOR RELIEF


keepah

keepah!

KEEPAH!!






6....WRONG RIVER


Google map it next time, dewd.



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7....SPEAKY LOGISTICS


This is swell.

But what it is not.... is Logistastan.

We no speaky no stinking Logistics.



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8....PHONE-IT-IN


It's the New Age term for "mail it in".


....uh,no....



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9....



oops



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10... V. E. DAY


A swell horsey,but he had his turn last time.

And this time he's number 10----which really blows.



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11....MORE NO


Way no.



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12....BIG SUPERNOVA


Let's watch.

Should be fun.





whiiiiiiiirrrrrrr!!!!















PRAYER FOR RELIEF enjoys a chicken dinnah.