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[horseofcourse]

Mr clyde-ee.

Tribe setting up for dominating 3 or 4 year run. For all their woes on offense they actually sit 5th in American League in Runs scored. 4 guys in rotation all power pitchers with great stuff. Just young. Since the trading of Masterson, starting pitching actually great. Carrasco found himself in bullpen....beastly since return. Bauer and Salazar just very young....patience grasshopper. Kluber oldest of 4 at 28. core of position players also all in mid to late 20s....Santana, Kipnis, Brantley, Gomes, Chisnehall. All very good. Kipnis having bad year, may be injured. Brantley star....Santana, great since permanent move to first base. I've been saying that for what 5 years now!! This is Chisnehall's first full year in the majors....once again patience!!

Great arms in bullpen too....also young guys, Allen, Shaw, Crockett, hagadone, etc.

Lot of these guys locked up for awhile too. They are going to be very, very good for a long time. May not make post season this year. They will from 2015 through 2018 every single year.

Mr Hockey and MR Queen have blinded all of Cleveland to whom is really building for greatness.....it's almost upon us right now. Believe it!!

[Arletta]

From Clyde


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You make me so angry!!


Mr.Horsey,I can agree with much of what you said but I am yakking about this year.Santana,in the last 2 months....has added 100 points (make that 100 poi.nts) to his average and that is now about .230.

.230! After ADDING 100 poi.nts!!

And the only reason he is at first is because he does the least amount of damage there.

Chisenhall( to keep things in balance,thoughtful guy that he is) has LOST 100 poi.nts!!

And the ONLY reason he is at third base is because Santana ISN'T!


The youthful pitching is going to breakdown under the pressure of that "play in" spot.Add in bad defense and this 2 to 3 runs a game as of late and -----pffft!!

How'd you like that last Brownie exhibition game? A complete reversal of form form the prior game.....statistically.But when you consider the Rams only played 3rd and 4th stringers....the result takes on a different hue.The Browns played against players most of who will not be on the Rams final roster!I know you agree they are abysmal,but this is for all sporty fans worldwide;especially my fine frenzied soccer fans from Nazi Portugal.

The Cavaliers got Love.

Yay.

'Ememer Carlos Boozer?


Ohio State should move up to No.1 after teaching Navy a lesson....and that lesson is: Never start passing when you are gobbling up running yardage like a fat boy at an all you can eat buffet.



And look at this brazen thuggish attack done to my family's high school football team.Garfield Heights----SHAME ON YOU ALL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgn_...VUVbA2iLytXQ0K




Do not disagree with me Mr.Horsey or I will send you into the NoAdvantage Zone.

[my miss storm cat]

I was asked to post this:

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Oh Mr. Horsey....where are you sir?

I'm afraid the tribe is just not gonna get there this year.No'um score'um enough runs.Might help to tighten up that defense too.Short is good now....time to send Kipnis and Chisenhall to left field.They are not exactly candidates for the Hoover All Defensive team.



Anyways! The Browns snatched victory from the jaws of defeat today???? Have they forgot the script? Should be the other way around,no?



Hey Dahla! What, no cheers for Wilson the Seahawks qb? Not enough sizzle with him?So much for R2D2,aye? Vick.....your shouts of "YAY!!" for that guy were a little premature.He be gone. Did ya know Johnny Rotten is an American Negro?

He is!!

Don't ya just love the guy?




The Ohio State What'stheirnames:

Ah don't thank so.

Suburban Meyer (Urb's son) should take over the team.



My family's other fb team:

http://www.maxpreps.com/high-schools...tball/home.htm



Aprilweather did it again against the dirtiest fighter this side of Roy Cut n' Shoot Harris. No wonder he wanted a rematch. His opponent's idea of defense is to protect his gloves with his face. Blech.




Not much going on the sporty world,SportyFans. Sorry about that one.Maybe S5P will try his hand at baseball to spice things up some.Do you think he'd want 9 strikes and your out as a hitter?

Ah do!



Adios Amigos!....and remember:






............................I forgot.

Oh well.

[Arletta]

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From Clyde

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Good afternoon to Sporty Fans all over the yard.

I mean the world.....of course.



Looks like the fix is becoming quite popular in college football.Congratulations to the Clemson player who I am quite sure received a large windfall for that "upsie!" last night.No need to worry about going high in the NFL draft when you can pick up a few hundred tho for timely butterfingers.

At least Vulvarene games needn't be fixed.

And hey....Mississippi State;it looked as though L-Less U would need osmosis to get back in that game.What?... was there late fixing going on regarding an L-Less U over/under in the final 5 minutes?? Really guys----that was awful.At least try to make it look clean.

Yow.

Now for the good news:The real Brownies are back.In a fit of dyslexia last Sunday,the Browns actually won a game in the last seconds.Spending extra time in practice all week,they found out what went wrong as they performed so admirably in the last 5 minutes of today's game.Just enough to turn success into carnage as the little football went sailing through the iconic goalposts as it came of the big ,fat foot of the Raven's place kicker------with no time left.

THAT is the way it's down,boys....great to have you back.

Back on the Field of Nightmares: The Tribe looked at film of that Browns/Saints game and, not wanting to let that same thing happen to them....they were able to turn a 4-3 lead in the 9th into a CONVINCING 5-4 defeat in the tenth at the hands of latest version of the '27 Yankess----the Minny-Sota Twats.I mean Twins.That being a game they really needed to win after Kansas City lost.

Their extraordinary work is really appreciated.

The Cavaliers ( blech!)....it's quite unreal.Now there will be a ten story photo of The Queen on the building next to the arena.That wall has been bare since the Hostile Witness left.Has hypocrisy ever been so well nourished?


Ohio State was idle this weekend as they prepare to play that rising national power,Cincinnati.Now, they are no Virginia Tech....but they may also employ a defense that Blurban&Company has never seen before in their lives.It doesn't seem to take much.

If you regularly bet on baseball like those NoAdvantage "fucl< the straight life" imbeciles ,well my God be with you and with your colossally dumb spirit.



Until next weekend when America once again losses it's shirt on sporty betting....Adios Amigos!!

[Arletta]

From the banned one ~ Clyde

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SportyFans....please.I don't have time for everything.Tom Peely from Brazil wrote:

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Mr. Collinwood: Why you do not cover soccer?

Mr. Peely:Because I hate short people.I don't cover tether ball as I hate tall people.So don't go trying to say I'm racist.

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OK?



Now, let us get to the Pigskin Clyde Picks!



Ohio State home to Cincinnati----Ohio could really vaporize Cincy and they could lose/win a close one.The only unknown for me is if Ohio has larnt to defend the forward pass.I'll take a chance and say go with Ohio State giving 14.

MinnySotah at the Vulvarenes----Take Minny-Sotah getting 7.TheVulvarenes' coaches are fighting among themselves and the players play a game Jack Nicklaus is unfamiliar with.

Westnorthern at StatePenn-----Take WN getting 10.

The Hosers home to the Maryland Sherr Co.----Take the Hosers giving 4.

And in the Game of the Week----Take those FightingVagini at the Corn****ers place getting 17.5.



The Tribe goes down not fighting.

The Brownies don't play.

And the Cavaliers play a game no hockey fan cares about.



Aprilweather will fight that SA guy for a 3rd time on November 25th.It's what the fans want.

Derek Jeter Worship is over....THANK YOU GOD!!!! These awful retirement announcements before the player's last season are truly abysmal.


That'll do 'er,SportyFans.

This is your fine sporty writer,Clyde Collinwood,signing off with his usual signature line: "'Indians Hitters!! TAKE STEROIDS already fer **** sakes!!!!

[Arletta]

A message from Clyde




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Welcome to another edition of Cleveland Sporty Page.And welcome to hour new audience from the Andromeda Galaxy.They play their sports nikkidie over there;and it's girls sports only so huge high fives to all Andromedaens.


Anyhoo----first 3 fb games right,last 2 wrong from Saturday.

I think this means I should stick to picking 3.

So it be.


Ohio State still has an itty bitty trouble defending that doggone new fangled contraption:The forward pass.This is not good.The Maryland Sherr Oir team can throw pretty well,although their defense.....isn't bad either.Here's the angle this fine sporty writer will play.Maryland had to be very high playing their first BT game at the Hosers,while the Hosers probably had a let down after beating the ranked Missouri team at Missouri-----I would think.Why I took the Hosers last week-----no idea.

Now then,Maryland plays it's very first BT at home against the biggest name BT fb school.SEC fans.....take it easy.I'm just talking about the BT.


Nya?

So, can Maryland get high two weeks in a row?

I'm sure you devoted drug abusers think it easy, but this is different.


They will have their first sell out in 6 years, which should tell you what a fb hotbed Maryland.... isn't.This all adds up to being a "take Ohio State minus the 8.5."The final score could be 42-31, but it's still more than 8.5.


Take Rootgers less 2.5 against those loveable Vulvarenes.Rootgers is kind of like the Sherr Oir's in this game;only their competition is becoming a candidate for the MAC.If the MAC would consider taking them on.....which,I doubt.

The Cornfucl<ers are at The Michigan State Quartans.I think the fever is delayed and hits on the 7th day ,which will make it pretty tough on that cool,calm, mild mannered orangutang----Bo Pellini.

Take the Quartans giving 6.5.




The Tribe's season is over:Good news.

Bad news:The Brown's isn't.

Worst news:The NBA season is soon to start.



Hockey? I don't even know if it's started or has ended....or what their point seems to be.I look at it as Canadian Rugby.

Mailman Bob,harness horsey at Northfield;HUGE fan.



Don't bet any real Monopoly money on these games,sporty fans.The fix is in everywhere.

[horseofcourse]

clyde....basketball is the best sport, and we got basketball in Cleveland!! You should just get over it real soon. Your obsession with Lequeen is not healthy. He left just like all the basebally guys that left, the difference is he came back while still good unlike that basebally guy who has a statue now who actually did say they'd have to rip that Cleveland jersey off his back (he forgot the addendum..."unless I get an extra year on my contract from philly!" we all loved that stupid hick though!!) I also look at it as brilliant strategery by LeBron as once he left it allowed for multiple years of stench to acquire top notch talent in the draft to play and also to trade to acquire top notch talents like super Love!

What's scary about the Brownies is they have played perfect football (zero turnovers in 3 games and yet still stand at 1-2...what the heck happens when they don't play perfect??)

I still say Tribe is set up for dominance 2015-2017. Their young hurlers have nasty stuff. All they need is for Kipnis to not be stenchful and just one more offensive player, they'll be a 90-100 win team for quite awhile. Front office has been brilliant. Kluber for Westbrook. Gomes for Esmil Rogers. We ended up with a star for Sabathia in Brantley, and it took a very long time but even the Cliff Lee trade has been won....Carrasco!!! Ramirez looked pretty good at short, and we have Lindor near ready. Kipnis will be going back to the outfield very soon I think. Lots of problems have been fixed quickly. Good times are acomin'!!