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From the Luckiest handicapper in the world ~ Clyde
==================================== Hello racing fans. Users of CLYDEFORM!! are celebrating huge victories today.SightyPoo is but one of them.The really,really big victory has been .....me, of course.As I have typed....I was asked to participate in the big deal FedlSpar contest.This, I accepted as long as I could use a pseudo name and reveal later in the contest my real name.I thought players would not enter if they knew the world's greatest handicapper was playing.That is why I insisted I start out at negative $10,000. One has to be fair. Well, CLYDEFORM!! pointed to the 9 in Sunday's contest race and ....wouldn't ya know it-----CLYDEFORM!! was right on the button;again. Usng numerous ZC's....one of which was to replace the Zodiac Luck provided by Eternal Flame with even more luck;that would be the curly voice of Arlettuce. Thank ya Baby---brand new Cadillac for ya Hawney. ANYWAYS!!....ClarkeKent,mild mannered reporter for the Daily Meteor, was in 49th place out of over 3700. That winner is worth about $3000.00 and Clarke should vault into a very admirable position as we await the last two races today and Wednesday. If there is one thing for which I am famous ----it is modesty. ME WIN BIG MONEY!!!!! BIG!!!! HUGE!!!! Maybe even win mos' honur-burr contest!!!! THUD! |
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From Clydeform Clyde
====================================== Friday's THE BEST HORSEY'S DO IT AGAIN Stakes ,won by OneFourDave....mind you,was such a gargantuan success hat the 2nd affair is running today in Sara's 13th. My pick for the contest is ----DanceWithFate. And for the FeldSpar it is #1, A Song To You. This has been ZC'd into this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVo-1Ft32Oc |
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Race 10 ~ #5 Darling Sky |
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By the Moon
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Tod Marks Photo - Daybreak over Oklahoma |
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I just have to do it.
Race 10: #6 Winter Dawn |
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Hillary Clinton 2016: The "Extremely Careless" Leadership America Needs! |
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A few words from Clyde
================================================== I Clyde....would like to thank my incredibly legionous(not a word) volume of die hard fans. Thank you Arlettuce. Thank you Old Wuffie. Thank you Brown Sugah. May lightning strike if I forgot anyone. This is for Pay Cal: Very nice backhanded compliment sir.I am quite use to being hated ,as often the wildly famous and brilliant are.....don't ya know.You know what though? That person who keeps copying off me in the contest at DelMar;that Nappy person.That's the one you should be smearing.In fact,I think I know who she is.There was a Nappy from the past who I called NabbyDabby,a larcenous cheater. Anyhoo----it has been my pleasure to absolutely annihilate you and your friends in the DM game.One day you will hear a click in your noodle and then you will become a CLYDEFORM!!(TM) user. I need no chicken dinnah....I am a natural born winnah. |
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680) |
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Race 10 ~ #2 Socialsaul
Thank you Deb O' Deb for the contest and congrats to whomever wins. |
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