The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Scores 8/14:
Clyde-$45,595.10
Sighty-$43,229.50
Arletta-$32,191.50
Me-$25,007.60
MMSC-$21,684.40
Herky-$10,131
Geekie-$(885.90
OD-$1498

[Rileyoriley]

From the #1 Handicapper in the Universe:

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Ladies and yer Whatnot....I have a real treat for you.Alex Jones and his trained Pantsa Bear:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjy_2UCnX-4









Note from Me-Deb-O-Deb:
Personally I'd like to see the bear give the jerk one good swipe.

[Rileyoriley]

8/15
Race 1

#7 OMAGODDONNA (in loving memory of my stepmother. A lady who knew how to have a good time! )

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

From the #1 Handicapper in the Universe:.

It's from Pointman?

* * *

R6, #1 Be Bullish

[Arletta]

From The Master capper~ Clyde



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I, the # 1 handicapper in the universe....select in Sara's 9th tomorrow,#6----MoonLight Song.



I also move MuffyPoo be ejected for missing today's play.

[herkhorse]

race 7 Spoiler Alert

[Rileyoriley]

Clyde-$45,597.10
Sighty-$43,229.50
Arletta-$32,193.50
Me-$25,009.60
MMSC-$21,684.90
Herky-$10,133
Geekie-$9887.90
OD-$2030


New scores 8/15

[Rileyoriley]

8/16
R10
Got Lucky

[Rileyoriley]

[quote=Rileyoriley;993136]Clyde-$45,917.50
Sighty-$43,229.50
Arletta-$34,412
Me-$25,013.60
MMSC-$21,688.90
Herky-$10,133
Geekie-$9887.90
OD-$2533.40


Totals 8/17

[Rileyoriley]

8/18

Race 8
#7 Artic North

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by RileyorileyPostingForClyde

I can't do this no more.

Isn't it funny... some people *cough cough* are such masters of grammar that they, correctly, capitalize the word Internet.

(... and that concludes my simultaneous moment of homage / bitch moment for the day).

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Clyde-$45,917.50
Sighty-$43,229.50
Arletta-$34,412
Me-$25,013.60
MMSC-$21,688.90
Herky-$10,133
Geekie-$9887.90
OD-$2533.40


Totals 8/17

Thanks for keeping score! I shall make it to the bottom yet.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

8/18

Race 8
#7 Artic North

I love him! I shall take Zucchini Flower tomorrow (#2 in R9) but good luck to both of them.

[Arletta]

Race 1 ~ #2 Catch The Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-GtNNDKdN0

[Arletta]

From the one with too much time ~ Clyde



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Good Whateveritis to all SportyFans;be you Libtards or Conservashivs.

Many of you suck,but I know all enjoy my fine,creative ( if sedative) work.Just only hours or so ago,I popped the cork on a bottle of MerHigh.I discovered I did not have the cork screw I thought I did .Now, this is where visualization comes into play.I imagined how a cockscrew works.Its point penetrates the cork and the constant turns of the profile allow it to "grab" the cork as upward pressure is applied.Try as I did,the only useful tool I could come up with was a long stemmed Phillips screwdriver.

I knew applying upward pressure would be a problem with the screwdivers smooth profile;what I didn't think forward enough about was the pressure needed to drive the relatively blunt point deep into the cork without pushing the cork right back into the MerHigh poison.


Wouldn't ya know, this is exactly what happened.

Goddamity.

The cork even looked happy swimming in the purple liquid heroin.



But .....there was that concomitant splurge of MerHigh ----like,everywhere.Walls,ceiling, counter top, floor and.....my swell yeller shirt.

There was only one thing to do at this point of misery:I quickly drank about half the bottle before the cork particles could spoil the fun.Then I went out the door and assaulted every appealing looking girl who crossed my path.Because I am a natural hottie magnet, one let me grope her dupa and boo bee's.Another let me apply Dracula bites to her neck.The best was the one who let me plant her on the trunk of the Starship and buzz her with my stinger until I squirted her.

It was purple!!

My squirt;not my buzzer.

Well, my buzzer was kinda/sorta purple.

And so.....I have invented the Starship MerHigh Buzz n' Squirt.You do know what this all represents,aye? It proves,once and for all....that "every happiness is the child of a separation it did not think it could survive." It also is yet more evidence of my Beautiful Mind.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysbWMKrPZnw



I am now in 139th place at Feld Spar...out of about 3700 as I am an excellent handicapper.Today I have selected Heat du Jour as my fine selection.Hope he doesn't hose me.Spall Chuck says du jour is not right, but who cares? I would also like to announce( and you nonsubscribers may use this as it is not in code)my A#1 selection for At The Sara's on Monday is the....1,I think. Ah dunno.In----the, second race? Ah dunno. But it is Catch-The-Blues, don't -ya-know.

Oh, at he Feld Spar contest;I am a SERIOUS player.There is that designation and there is only one other which is "just for fun".The difference is one must pass violent exams to qualify as a SERIOUS player.The other difference is the "fun" player, upon losing,will exclaim ,"Oh well."Whereas the SERIOUS player,when losing, will exclaim,"GODAMMTY SUNNYBITCH DIRTYROTTENNOGGODCHEATINGHORSEYOFAHORSEYFUCI<FACE! !"

It's ever so subtle.

One last thing.The Off Topic Room at NoAdvantage should be treated as a gathering of kumquats suffering from massive personality disorders.The PoliSci Room here is getting there.

Would NerdyTrail be the same without me? We may be about to soon find if that is so.Of course, once again there is a bit of a corollary here and that is-----would I be the same without NT?

I think we all know the answers to those provocative questions.Also,notice that at no time did anything here remind me of a column I wrote.


Life Note: If your skin is big, not to worry:You will grow into it.







googlies!!

[herkhorse]

race 7 Captain Toews
race 10 In Speight Ofitall

I picked 2 because I missed a few days

and I like to cheat

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From the one with too much time ~ Clyde



================================================== ==========

Good Whateveritis to all SportyFans;be you Libtards or Conservashivs.

Many of you suck,but I know all enjoy my fine,creative ( if sedative) work.Just only hours or so ago,I popped the cork on a bottle of MerHigh.I discovered I did not have the cork screw I thought I did .Now, this is where visualization comes into play.I imagined how a cockscrew works.Its point penetrates the cork and the constant turns of the profile allow it to "grab" the cork as upward pressure is applied.Try as I did,the only useful tool I could come up with was a long stemmed Phillips screwdriver.

I knew applying upward pressure would be a problem with the screwdivers smooth profile;what I didn't think forward enough about was the pressure needed to drive the relatively blunt point deep into the cork without pushing the cork right back into the MerHigh poison.


Wouldn't ya know, this is exactly what happened.

Goddamity.

The cork even looked happy swimming in the purple liquid heroin.



But .....there was that concomitant splurge of MerHigh ----like,everywhere.Walls,ceiling, counter top, floor and.....my swell yeller shirt.

There was only one thing to do at this point of misery:I quickly drank about half the bottle before the cork particles could spoil the fun.Then I went out the door and assaulted every appealing looking girl who crossed my path.Because I am a natural hottie magnet, one let me grope her dupa and boo bee's.Another let me apply Dracula bites to her neck.The best was the one who let me plant her on the trunk of the Starship and buzz her with my stinger until I squirted her.

It was purple!!

My squirt;not my buzzer.

Well, my buzzer was kinda/sorta purple.

And so.....I have invented the Starship MerHigh Buzz n' Squirt.You do know what this all represents,aye? It proves,once and for all....that "every happiness is the child of a separation it did not think it could survive." It also is yet more evidence of my Beautiful Mind.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysbWMKrPZnw



I am now in 139th place at Feld Spar...out of about 3700 as I am an excellent handicapper.Today I have selected Heat du Jour as my fine selection.Hope he doesn't hose me.Spall Chuck says du jour is not right, but who cares? I would also like to announce( and you nonsubscribers may use this as it is not in code)my A#1 selection for At The Sara's on Monday is the....1,I think. Ah dunno.In----the, second race? Ah dunno. But it is Catch-The-Blues, don't -ya-know.

Oh, at he Feld Spar contest;I am a SERIOUS player.There is that designation and there is only one other which is "just for fun".The difference is one must pass violent exams to qualify as a SERIOUS player.The other difference is the "fun" player, upon losing,will exclaim ,"Oh well."Whereas the SERIOUS player,when losing, will exclaim,"GODAMMTY SUNNYBITCH DIRTYROTTENNOGGODCHEATINGHORSEYOFAHORSEYFUCI<FACE! !"

It's ever so subtle.

One last thing.The Off Topic Room at NoAdvantage should be treated as a gathering of kumquats suffering from massive personality disorders.The PoliSci Room here is getting there.

Would NerdyTrail be the same without me? We may be about to soon find if that is so.Of course, once again there is a bit of a corollary here and that is-----would I be the same without NT?

I think we all know the answers to those provocative questions.Also,notice that at no time did anything here remind me of a column I wrote.


Life Note: If your skin is big, not to worry:You will grow into it.







googlies!!

Question: If your skin is too small, will you shrink into it?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by ArlettaPostingForMorty

The cork even looked happy swimming in the purple liquid heroin.

That's a great line.

[Rileyoriley]

Clyde-$45,919.50
Sighty-$43,229.50
Arletta-$34,414
Me-$32,620.80
MMSC-$21,921
Herky-$14,591.70
Geekie-$9887.90
OD-$6731.10

New Scores as of 8/18

[Rileyoriley]

Clyde-$45,921.50
Sighty-$43,229.50
Arletta-$35,097.20
Me-$32,622.80
MMSC-$23,717.10
Herky-$14,593.70
Geekie-$9887.90
OD-$6733.10

New Scores 8/19

[Rileyoriley]

8/20
Race 4
#7 Northern Smile


Scratched so I'll go with Morning Star in race 2

[Rileyoriley]

Clyde-$46,413
Sighty-$43,520.80
Arletta-$35,398.60
Me-$32,677.70
MMSC-$23,717.60
Herky-$14,594
Geekie-$9887.90
OD-$6957.20

New Scores 8/21