The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[herkhorse]

Good news, California Chrome will now be attempting the triple crown wearing Skechers on his feet.



Oh and it turns out that Baffert is just Rockhardten's toy boy.



Pretty exited today, as I'm expecting my advanced tool from Clydeform in the mail.


Still no word from the Belmont's.

[Sightseek]

Clydeform's group of undercover reporters have uncovered that the Elite has dubbed Ride On Curlin, Mr. Personality and Tonalist as TDH (Tall, Dark and Handsome.)

More to come...

[Sightseek]

Kid Fizzle will not contest the Belmonty Stakes; however, he will still be available for rides in the picnic area.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Kid Fizzle will not contest the Belmonty Stakes; however, he will still be available for rides in the picnic area.

Pass, but let me know if rides on Matterhorn will be available.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Pass, but let me know if rides on Matterhorn will be available.

He is stationed at the smoochies booth.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

He is stationed at the smoochies booth.

Aaah very good.

Important press release fr om the CEO (and only a day late):

* * *

PooSightyKins----Ned Belmont ( great guy) is very impressed by your Maggie work and your steadfastness in getting up to the minute reportage from my raccoons....whoa!!....I mean crack undercover reporting team.

There's probably a promotion onto his personal staff for you,know what ahm thayin'?



BeefHerky:You got 4 free months of Clydeform.You must pay for advanced handicapping tools.All the best handicappers have them.Just ask Tom Waites how well they work.


BrownSugah----You're doing fine work; keepin' real and givin' 'em steel.I give you Kiss-Kiss.


Arlettuce; You're a Chromester.Shame on you.


Mom....I miss you're commanding curves.Get back to work here as soon as possible.You must outline the contest rules not to follow very soon now.And wear those yoga pants.Those on you are like sssssssssssso hot!!!!


AbbeyGail....Oh. She's in jail again.Never mind.




For those tone deaf, and you are legion....does Belmonts race track speak anything of California Aluminum?

No.

What about Commanding Curve?

I think the track's sweeping curves might be a hint.You see? The ZC is staring at you.


I have an additional cipher, but Mom would be upset if I mention it again.

Put it this way; Neither the Alcoa's nor Reynolds' are jumping on youknowwho's band wagon.

[Arletta]

For $10 dollah one can even "ride" Chrome... well, sorta kinda.

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[Rileyoriley]

Mom....I miss you're commanding curves.Get back to work here as soon as possible.You must outline the contest rules not to follow very soon now.And wear those yoga pants.Those on you are like sssssssssssso hot!!!!







Sorry. I was detained.


Racing hello fans!!










GODAMMITY!!













Wait a minute.












Hello racing fans!!

This is Clyde Collinwood Speaking.









****AGE!













Wait a minute.











This is Clyde Collinwood....speaking.


Today I present CLYDEFORM!! analysis for the more than Elevendy-ith and something Running of The Ned &Hydra Belmonty Stakes!!.....FREE!!!!


Ned and Hydra are ****in' wonderful people!


I begin by playing a Deb-O-Deb noodle film.












Oh boy.





CLYDEFORM!! needs a little private time before continuing.























ooooo-KAY!!



Heah we go:









But first I would like to say the SaliChromeToxin floating out there and having planted itself in so many people's immune system ,rendering them defenseless against Aluminate' attacks,is sickening!!

Double BLECH!!

Then,right here----on these pages,I have to read about a certain unnamed TrackSkunk person almost in uncontrollable tears thinking they might die without ever seeing a TripleCrown horsey.That is the most important thing in your miserable life??

Is that person and myriad others like her....NUTS!!?-----or what?

Constant NiagraFalls type tear evoking stories about CaliforniaAluminums dirt poor, hard life, poor me connections and their "wonderful" demeanor throughout this series make me sick!




Cry me a rivah already.






(Gosh that was a really,really great noodle film.

WHEW!)





ANYWAYS!!!!........













1.... CALIFORNIA ALUMINUM SECRETARIAT CITATION SUPER HORSEY



Blow me.


MEGA BARF!!



HUGE crink-EL!!....


trash can









2.... DEBBIES HOT STUFF....uh-oh....I mean, COMMANDING CURVE



Get that KEEPAH Machine revved up!!


KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!!!!








3.... COMISSIONER


I have to do this gently.



crinkley-poo....


trash canny-kins






4. ....MATUSZAK


Anyone bearing any relative inkling to the Oakland Raiders is enough for me.



crinkle....


trash can










5. RIDE ON CURLIN plus photo of him and SIGHTYPOOKINS-----only 50 CENTS


If Kid Fizzle stayed as an inny,ROC might not finish last.


crinkle....


trash can








6. THE RAT


A Toastie.


....no....



crinkle....


trash can








7. TOGALIST


After this race,he'll not be invited to Sara's Toga-----and he might not even make the YIPPYLIST



crinkle....


trash can








8. WICKED WRONG



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c






nnnnnyyyyyyooooooooooow!!



THUD!!






9. PEBBLE COUNT


keepah











10. MATTERHORN


keepah keepah!








11. GENERAL A ROD


Just can't go with this guy here.A very nice horsey though.....I can't keep him, but I won't crinkle him.
















CLYDEFORM!! says.....stand on your toes and say doo dah!!



ror!!



Kidding.




CLYDEFORM!! says:



COMMANDING DEBBIE----AAAAAHHHH!!!!.....I mean COMMANDING CURVE (the real CC) to win.

e-box with of MATTERHORN and PEBBLE COUNT