The Seattle All Star Excuse Handicap sub-thread
#1 I Can't Drive. ML 20-1. Same story every time. Needs new jockey. "But if I did it'd be a BMW!"
#2 Lost Forty Pounds. ML 15-1. However gained back 50. "Not my fault, I asked Mom to stop buying Ding-Dongs by the case!"
#3 She Left Me. ML 3-1. Again and again and again. "Hey, I just text messaged her and we're having a Sea Bass lunch tomorrow!"
#4 Bills to Pay. ML 10,000-1. No one taking any action on this one. "Really I do! I have cousins who need Twinkies too!"
#5 Mother's Little Helper. ML 6/5. Obvious contender. "So what if I'm 26 years old! I still like to lick the spoon!"
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11-17-2006, 12:06 PM
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