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Old 12-25-2012, 11:34 AM
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12:30 mother in-law is on the premises.

First drink is on ice.
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Old 12-25-2012, 11:45 AM
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bagels from Slims ?
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Old 12-25-2012, 12:00 PM
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1pm is a here and my brother in law is still about 30 minutes out. That's a good start for me. Still working drink #1.

No idea what Slims is.
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Old 12-25-2012, 12:29 PM
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1:22 Kids walk into house
1:22:26 Jay comes into house yelling like a manic for Mary to clean some sort of crap from the car.
1:22:46 Jay yells that he's already had enough of these damn maniac kids.
1:24. Jay wants to know when we're opening presents. (he's in rare form)

Off to a fast start. Drink count 2 fast approaching 3
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Old 12-25-2012, 01:38 PM
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1:30-2:30 opening gifts, kids are being excellent. Jay miserable, doesn't like his gifts. He's like a big baby. My mother in-law gave us some scratch off tickets, Jay lost and I won $10 bucks. I told everyone I won $50 just to annoy him.

2:37 Little Matt is organizing a card game for money. I love that kid.

Drink count holding steady at 3
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2:46 card game starts and Jay has refused to help his kids play, he is parked on the couch. After a brief spat with his fiancé I decide to help my nephew Timmy. Things could be starting to come apart here. A drink just hit the ground and Michael and Jake are going nuts. Stay tuned.
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Old 12-25-2012, 02:05 PM
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3:02 Jay announces he has a headache after doing nothing but complain so far. Michael and Jake just going crazy. Freshening up drink and getting ready to watch Knick game cause nothing else is on. Mary and Timmy yelling at each other while playing cards. I see Matt cheating while everyone else is arguing.
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