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Old 02-03-2012, 12:05 PM
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I'm trying to figure out how hungry I'd have to be to eat a lunch buffet at a strip club. Aside from being close to death due to starvation, I don't think I could do.
When I was much younger and dumber (still dumb but just older), I used to play softball for an adult establishment. Obviously, we used to go back there after games and indulge in beverages, food from the buffet and most importantly lap dances. Like I said, I was young and stupid, but from what I remember the food wasn't that bad. It was all simple stuff like baked ziti, macaroni cheese and some sort of chicken. I remember being a bit apprehensive the first time, but after that I didn't give it much thought.

Honestly the more I think about it, I really don't believe that some of the strip bars I've frequented are any worse than the majority of racetracks that I have been to and have eaten at .
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Old 02-03-2012, 12:18 PM
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I look forward to meeting you. I'm with you....When I eat I'm usually watching TV, or races on the computer, or a magazine. Replace that with nipples. I don't see the problem.
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Old 02-03-2012, 03:03 PM
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I think combining food and naked women is commonplace in Florida.

good ol' Cafe Risque.. part diner, part sex store, part fully nude strip club.

Its as well lit as walking into an office building.. and the dancers get naked and dance right on the bar of the diner!
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I'm going to have to try to be in Tampa that week as much as possible.
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Old 02-03-2012, 06:13 PM
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I'm going to have to try to be in Tampa that week as much as possible.
Are you playing golf with us Friday morning?
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