AQU assistance please

[Dahoss]

I'm trying to figure out how hungry I'd have to be to eat a lunch buffet at a strip club. Aside from being close to death due to starvation, I don't think I could do.

[3kings]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

I'm trying to figure out how hungry I'd have to be to eat a lunch buffet at a strip club. Aside from being close to death due to starvation, I don't think I could do.

I'm with you............especially if you happen to find a stray hair mixed in with the hot buffet.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by 3kings

I'm with you............especially if you happen to find a stray hair mixed in with the hot buffet.

In Erie, "winning the Triple Crown" means having the high score in video poker at Partners, Candy's, and Teazerz.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

I'm trying to figure out how hungry I'd have to be to eat a lunch buffet at a strip club. Aside from being close to death due to starvation, I don't think I could do.

This is a clean and upscale strip club ... not that it would matter in my case anyway.

What I don't get is why people would bypass the OZ buffet for overpriced joints like Hooters and The Wing House.

Hooters is like a tittybar where the chicks don't get naked and wave their gash over your food.

Brilliant.

They stay in business how, exactly? I just don't get the appeal of Hooters. Get fucl<ing naked, you stupid whore.

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

This is a clean and upscale strip club ... not that it would matter in my case anyway.

What I don't get is why people would bypass the OZ buffet for overpriced joints like Hooters and The Wing House.

Hooters is like a tittybar where the chicks don't get naked and wave their gash over your food.

Brilliant.

They stay in business how, exactly? I just don't get the appeal of Hooters. Get fucl<ing naked, you stupid whore.

Clean and strip club don't really go together.

But I agree with your take on Hooters.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

I'm trying to figure out how hungry I'd have to be to eat a lunch buffet at a strip club. Aside from being close to death due to starvation, I don't think I could do.

When I was much younger and dumber (still dumb but just older), I used to play softball for an adult establishment. Obviously, we used to go back there after games and indulge in beverages, food from the buffet and most importantly lap dances. Like I said, I was young and stupid, but from what I remember the food wasn't that bad. It was all simple stuff like baked ziti, macaroni cheese and some sort of chicken. I remember being a bit apprehensive the first time, but after that I didn't give it much thought.

Honestly the more I think about it, I really don't believe that some of the strip bars I've frequented are any worse than the majority of racetracks that I have been to and have eaten at .

[TheSpyder]

I look forward to meeting you. I'm with you....When I eat I'm usually watching TV, or races on the computer, or a magazine. Replace that with nipples. I don't see the problem.

[Antitrust32]

I think combining food and naked women is commonplace in Florida.

good ol' Cafe Risque.. part diner, part sex store, part fully nude strip club.

Its as well lit as walking into an office building.. and the dancers get naked and dance right on the bar of the diner!

[Antitrust32]

I'm going to have to try to be in Tampa that week as much as possible.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I'm going to have to try to be in Tampa that week as much as possible.

Are you playing golf with us Friday morning?