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[horseofcourse]

So the Indians starting rotation now contains a guy named Roberto Heredia. Will his pitch count go down?? Will we find out Ubaldo Jimenez' actual name is Fausto Carmona??

[clyde]

thud

[horseofcourse]

In the end, man did what he had to do I guess. Also in the end, Exhausto had one great year, one good year and stunk his other 4 years so far with the Cleveland Indians. Roberto Exhausto Fausto Heredia Carmona. Who cares. I hope he is good this year as it's another one wearing the cleveland laundary. And if he stinks again, it'll be his last. We've just signed 37 other 17 year old Dominicans who are actually 21 and maybe 2 of them will become good. MLB is all it is. that's how business is done.

[clyde]

So true.



Though the name game does get confusing.

I'm very upset we can't use Exhausto anymore.

[horseofcourse]

Look at this guy we just traded for clyde....he makes Exhausto look like Bob Feller...


Slowey split last season between the Twins and Triple-A Rochester. He went 0-8 with a 6.67 ERA in the majors and spent time on the disabled list.

He made eight starts and six relief appearances, and the Twins went 0-14 in those games. According to STATS LLC, Slowey became the first major league pitcher to make at least eight starts and lose them all since Lou Sleater of the St. Louis Browns in 1951.

[clyde]

You know ,Mr. Coursey.....there comes a time when you cease making fun of a team's Front Awful---I mean Office.

Their moves become so .........out there...that they don't look real.One cannot poke fun at this anymore.



It's just too........awful.

They can't be serious, yet they are.

[clyde]

And they actually given up a player for him.



I wouldn't have given them Urns for him.

Not even Valbuena.

Unreal.