The Alan Speegish Made Members Contest

[Sightseek]

Secret Circle WPS

Secret Circle, Out Of Bounds ex box

[tiggerv]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Secret Circle WPS

Secret Circle, Out Of Bounds ex box

[herkhorse]

no one told me this started already so today's bets don't count. Who's organizing this sham of a contest?

[clyde]

I move the above player be removed from the contest....forthwith.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

no one told me this started already so today's bets don't count. Who's organizing this sham of a contest?

Pay attention! I sent up smoke signals earlier today.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Pay attention! I sent up smoke signals earlier today.

Dammity, I thought no smoke signals were allowed. I'm confused.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

Dammity, I thought no smoke signals were allowed. I'm confused.

For the confused, this is the list of advanced handicapping tools which may or may not be used:

May Be Used:

Dartboards-only when one is NOT in a hostile mood
Fortune Cookies-only if they have the lucky #'s 4 or 7
Insider Information
Horoscopes-only on even numbered days
Zodiac Ciphers
Favorite Handicapper
Non Horsey Person of your mental age
Smoke Signals

May NOT Be Used:
Wedgies
Crystal Balls
Magic 8 Balls
Ouija Boards
Thinking Caps
The Dutch
God
Thinking
And The Biggest No Of All-MY LITTLE PONY



I hope this clears up any confusion.

[Rileyoriley]

The next race will be the Lecomte Stakes (FG) on 1/21.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

For the confused, this is the list of advanced handicapping tools which may or may not be used:

May Be Used:

Dartboards-only when one is NOT in a hostile mood
Fortune Cookies-only if they have the lucky #'s 4 or 7
Insider Information
Horoscopes-only on even numbered days
Zodiac Ciphers
Favorite Handicapper
Non Horsey Person of your mental age
Smoke Signals

May NOT Be Used:
Wedgies
Crystal Balls
Magic 8 Balls
Ouija Boards
Thinking Caps
The Dutch
God
Thinking
And The Biggest No Of All-MY LITTLE PONY



I hope this clears up any confusion.

Please add "The 6 Secrets of Handicapping that are no longer secrets" to the "May Use" list.

Please add "The 7 Secrets of Handicapping" to the "May NOT Be Used" list.
(I wonder if Twinkle from My Little Pony is the 7th secret????)