99 Percent Tops List of Year’s Best Quotes

Can't believe this one didn't make it into the top 10:

"After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States." -- Sarah Palin.

Or this other gem by our gal, "I love the smell of emissions."


Ocala Mike

[clyde]

TouchyTouchy...of Long Island.. moo'd:


"I'm looking to find a decent place where a girl can sit and enjoy a few beers and bar food and watch the Breeders Cup in the company of fellow race fans. Has anyone ever checked out these bar/restaurant/OTB locations on Long Island?"

[bigrun]

"I'll tell you what the coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to ****."..Earl Butz... October 18, 1976

[Riot]

Year in Review by Tom Tomorrow:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/1...ia=blog_792316 Clickable link to enlarge cartoon here

[Riot]

Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain told a conference call of tea party activists on Sunday night that it was the liberal media that forced him out of the 2012 presidential race.

“I am as broken hearted as others about having to pull out,” Cain said, “but I couldn’t continue to try and run a race when you have a liberal media and others who did not want to see me succeed and to see us succeed — constantly fighting false accusations.”

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/12/18/he...#ixzz1h18tT9pq

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Riot

Yeah, the liberal scumbag main stream media...their fault....

[Antitrust32]

"as Iron Sharpens Iron.. so one Man sharpens another" -Tim Tebow and god.