Joke of the Day

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by timmgirvan

DTS: At least our senses of humor don't clash! This list is laugh-out-loud funny! Great job

Timm,
I smiled when you said that.
When we laugh, we find something very wonderful that we have in common.
Glad you enjoyed.
DTS

ps...the Tiger Woods one was for GPK.

[Samarta]

2 guys work together for 30 years. (I'll call them Kev and Tim) One day Kev comes in to the office and tells Tim he has decided to retire and move to the mountains and follow his dream. So off in the sunset Kev goes.....Well about a year goes by and Tim decides he's going to pay Kev a visit...So he gets in his car and drives to the farm that Kev purchased with his retirement $$$. After some light conversation Kev's excitement can't be held back anymore...he tells Tim to come out to the barn with him so he could show him what he had been working on.....the conversation goes like this....

Tim - "What are you doing with all these crates of fruit out here Kev?"

Kev - "I have been working on the most amazing thing Tim," Kev reaches into one of the crates and says, "here Tim try this apple."

Tim - "man that's a really good apple Kev"

Kev - "now turn it around Tim and taste the other side."

Tim takes a bite from the other side and is astonished...he says "Kev!! that tastes just like a banana!"

Kev - "Here Tim try this orange."

Tim - "Now that's a good orange"

Kev - "Turn it around Tim"

Tim - "Why that tastes just like a grapefruit...how in the world do you do this Kev?"

Kev - "Wait you haven't seen anything yet" so he pulls out a piece of fruit from another crate and hands it to Tim

Tim - "That is one good looking peach Kev"

Kev - "That's not a peach Tim, I developed a fruit that tastes just like a woman. Go ahead give it try...

So Tim takes a bite, jumps back, throws the peach down, spits 3 or 4 times and yells at Kev.."That tastes like sh*t"

Kev - "Turn it around!"

[timmgirvan]

Funny,Sam, I'll need licensing fees, though!