The Cleveland Sporty Page

[horseofcourse]

Now starting at 2nd base and batting 2nd......

DOPEY PHELPS!!!! Hurrayyyyyyy!!!

[clyde]

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We're excited about Dopey Phelps.





God help us.

[slotdirt]

Odds that Josh Tomlin will still be a starter in the major leagues in 2013?

[clyde]

His arm is falling off.

[slotdirt]

Looks like it, right? Jamie Moyer he has not been the last two starts.

[clyde]

He's tired, he need a nappy-poo.

[slotdirt]

Don't lose faith. TIgers blew six and seven game leads, respectively, in the month of September in both 2006 and 2009.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

He's tired, he need a nappy-poo.

You got that one!! DL-elbow, likely done for season. Long nappy.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

His arm is falling off.

completely!!

[horseofcourse]

Thome hits a homer on his 41st birthday! Hilarious. Back above .500! Detroit is officially in cruise control though. They can even win when Verlander doesn't pitch well now.

[horseofcourse]

Ozzie Guillen needs to shut his pie hole. It's laundary sir. When you remove the cleveland laundary, he had zero reason to be cheered especially when he's playing for assholes like you. You want a damn member of the chicago white sox to get a standing o in cleveland when he played there you moron?? Not gonna happen. He is now wearing proper laundary. He gets cheered again. It's not a tough concept Ozzie. There is zero hypocrisy at all going on. None.