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Old 07-17-2011, 10:42 AM
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Old 07-17-2011, 10:43 AM
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The Original Computer!







Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy...


... You just hoped nobody ever found out!!
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Old 07-17-2011, 10:43 AM
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A story about old people


A couple, both widowed, had been dating for a while. Urged on by friends they decided it was time to marry.

Before the wedding, they went to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the man decided it was time to broach their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The man sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over and whispered, 'Is that one word or two?'
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Old 07-17-2011, 10:44 AM
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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD




This is AMAZING!!!

Until now I never fully understood how to tell The difference Between Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now.

Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.
It can be done. Even by someone with limited bird watching skills.

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Old 07-17-2011, 10:46 AM
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Washing Instructions!


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Leave it to a little kid to put a smile on your face!!!!


This is truly first grade logic, I love it!


Undies

Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mom that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at doing them.

Mom said : "YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your undies".

Susie said: " I know they do ... that's why I hide them in my backpack"!!
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Old 07-17-2011, 10:48 AM
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Here get your day started off the right way!

www.Cartoline.net

(Click on this link & put your quarter in)
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