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on the first day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
a butt plug to hang on my tree on the second day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the third day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the fourth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the fifth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves.. and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the sixth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the seventh day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the eighth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the ninth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the tenth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the eleventh day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 11 Pus.sies Popping, 10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree on the twelfth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me 12 Hummers Humming, 11 Pus.sies Popping, 10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, fiiiVe Golllllllllden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree
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eeny weeny 'pydah cwaled up da wader 'pout
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Dashing from the priest
when he was just a lad "comeback here Randy Scott" "and touch your preacher's nads" Ha ha ha Bells in the steeple ring Makes the pastor grin As he thinks about his nuts on Randall's chin Oh, Tickle balls tickle balls and grab the shaft real tight Oh what fun it is too ride young Randall's ass tonight "What would Jesus do?" little Randall says "He'd shut his eyes and open wide And swallow holy Jizz" Oh pastor Ped, pastor Ped reemed his ass real tight "But hey, this guy speaks for God" It'd be years till Randy realizes it all just wasn't right |
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Nothing says Christmas like a DougieCarol.
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leave me out of this, will yah?
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. |
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