Just One More Victory

[Rudeboyelvis]

Well quite quiet here.... This is Good.

Speegish has delivered on his promise to provide me mah spaaaasheaal new siggy.


I will unveil shortly after Cylde's demise.











Would not be fair nor proper to reveal such things to a man in his failing condition.











I must say, it is grand. Colloquial, yet grand. His use of homogenistic hyperbole is in fact, the finest I've seen. In print that is.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Lest we forget and discount the power and the glory that is JUST ONE MORE VICTORY:


Congratulations Rudy,

First of all, let me assure you, on behalf of Churchill Downs Inc. (CDI) that all of us at Twin Spires (aka ChurchyTaDo) appreciate and realize the FULL FORCE of the "Just One More Victory" thread...

It is THE force which mere mortals cannot comprehend, in the hawsey world.

We are happy to announce that you finished seventh in the first 1st ever TwinSpires.com Delta Downs Jackpot Challenge! Your prize includes a free spot in the Coast Casino Horseplayer World Series to be held February 17-19, 2011 at the Orleans Hotel in Las Vegas and a $250 credit to your TwinSpires.com wagering account. You can find more details about this major event at CoastRace.com.

Winning contestants are responsible for {I'll paraphrase} (yada yada yada and yada)


To collect your prizes, you simply need to mail back the attached W9 and affidavit as soon as possible.

{not happening....I don't do forms - if ah did the gobmnet would take alls my mona-ey!! }

If possible, we would also like to get a testimonial from you concerning your methods of playing the contest, whether you used any BRIS products, {lolololololololol...................no........... .... } and a little bit about your history as a handicapper {that will be profound - and will be posted in it's entirety raght heyah before submission - get ready to lol}. If you would be willing to email me a short statement, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you for taking part in the Delta Downs Jackpot Challenge at TwinSpires.com. If you have any questions about your prizes, please contact me.

Congratulations again on your accomplishment!

[clyde]

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That is the stuff of which champions are made.That's pretty doggoned impressive, but you're not going?

The signature...you can't even pm it to me? My curiosity is really up on this one

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by clyde

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That is the stuff of which champions are made.That's pretty doggoned impressive, but you're not going?

The signature...you can't even pm it to me? My curiosity is really up on this one

His conditions....not mine. I'm afraid. I shan't defy his confidence. You must die, sir.

[clyde]

Well phooey.



Death has no name.

It's like an idea whose time has come.

[Rudeboyelvis]

ChurchyTaDo AKA Twin Spirals AKA Youbet AKA Whatevah...


Will NOT dictate their will upon me.... I will show up in Losty Wages on my own accord and dictate the goings-on per the rules and sanctions beheld by the Just One More Victory LLC charter.





anything less would disgrace all we have accomplished.










That, I assure you, will be held wholly intact.









Fancypants outsiders will NOT compromise the mission.






This is my werd.

[clyde]

Compromse the mission.


I like that.

So mysterious--so catchy!

[clyde]

When you hear Vivaldis 4 Seasons...you will know the time is near.