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Old 10-09-2010, 11:56 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNqqs4h4M7c



have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line

Oooooooh-hooooooo-hooooooo
Oooooooh-ooooooh-hoooooooo

sit down, look at me...now look at you
now look at me...now look at you
Someday somebahdy's gonna stop me..must hide!
i have to face up, someone will waste clyde

have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line


lucky in cards
least that's what they say
she lost her shirt
then she gambled her lunch money away
she still keeps searching
though there's nothing left
staked her skirt and lost that,too
now she says.,"eauxh!! look how much money ah have lost!

have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girl all queue'd up in a line


"It's okay", she smiles and says
though this 52 card rape is giving her a pinch face
she don't show what goes on in her head
nobody home,the noodle is dead









sit down, look at me...now look at you
now look at me...now look at you
Someday somebahdy's gonna stop me..must hide!
i have to face up, someone will waste clyde

have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line














-Alan Speegish-


selection from FLAKES OF SNOW
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Old 10-10-2010, 12:01 AM
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and now...i must die
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Old 10-10-2010, 02:53 AM
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....almost there..had to noodle this one out...



4 Debbie..you is what you is



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCoBTzrN9E








don't go changing, or rearranging
the way you think out loud
don't think bad of me,even though i am
just don't throw me out the door

i would not leave you, in times of trouble
for you the stars aren't too far
i've been with you, and been without you
please stay in one place,and just the way you are

don't think side ways,it's just my ways
even though it comes out square
you always have my, full attention
although it seems i'm not all there

i don't want glitsy,animation
my eyes can't see that near
i just want someone, that I can buzz here
i want you just the way you are

i really do know,you always will be
the way that you are now
and so will i be,i'm always near you
i only wish that i knew how

if i said i love you, you wouldn't believe me
but this i promise is so true
and maybe says it,just like a letter
p.s.--stay just the way you are














i don't want glitsy,animation
my eyes can't see that near
i just want someone, that I can buzz here
i want you just the way you are















-Alan Speegish-



from FLAKES OF SNOW









...and now to the hospital...

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Old 10-10-2010, 03:17 AM
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And before Speegish goes to icu...let us recall his philosophy,after lengthy observation of the world and the way things are:






























''Is it me?"
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:05 AM
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And before Speegish goes to icu...let us recall his philosophy,after lengthy observation of the world and the way things are:






























''Is it me?"






And no skipping around on the character assassination!
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:50 AM
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Back to 2nd page of J's.

(Hey..don't blame me.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0


jefff777

a failed James Bond code

jengbloom1

what Arletta named her wart

jenroypa

and what the wart named her in return

jerseybred

their hearty rye blows

JerseyJ

try their hash....so catchy

jerseysteve

Stevie names his articles of clothing...they all end with his name..........oh boy..

jett129

the first Canadian Spaceship

JewelPrincess

what Dahla named her nose

jezebel

the flurtacious Gooey's middle name

JFHorseyman

Andy Panda's travel name

JIMFROMLI

78th take on Fridge's first response to floor

jimmy the T

Stevie has pet names for his own alphabet...always sat alone in school

JimP

this is what you get with these awful J's

jinjin

jinny two times

jitbag

even i won't touch this one

jjbubbs

it's him;right?

jjf1031

a certain peanut buttah in witness protection program..name has been scrambled

jjkchb

gembo!!

JJP

food additive at NoAdvantage

jlubbers

Texas town deep in the Gulf of Mexico

jman5581

thought up mythical character ---artie lange

jmhartt

bobkidney's friend

jminrod

rojimd...more bettah

jmj934


that looks like if snails could fly

jms62

whodoyouworkfor!!

jmurphy1

name of Sighty's......................................what 's the time--anyone?

jntn

complete this cipher

jockey dad


God, they're starting this again

joe

once greased 134 ounces of slop in 12 seconds

joe chavez

pronounced ----kah-vahs.......kah-vahs...say it with me....kah-vahs
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