Segway Company Owner Dies After Tragic Segway Accident

[DerbyCat]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Should have just shot him. That seems to be the new trend at universities.

Shoot the student or the cop? Campus cop with a broken leg is about as useful as a horse with a broken leg so yeah, you're right, they should have just shot Officer Ray

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

Shoot the student or the cop? Campus cop with a broken leg is about as useful as a horse with a broken leg so yeah, you're right, they should have just shot Officer Ray

Didn't you know that is one of the new options available in Obamacare? Especially if Officer Ray is over 60.

[jms62]

You guys are too slow... There is a bill in congress to earmark 2.0 Billion dollars to first responders who were injured in Segway accidents.

[randallscott35]

I heard he stayed upright the whole way down. (not my joke)