Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[herkhorse]

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts...... The shrink says... "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

[rpncaine]

I am appalled at all my friends who are so opposed to the mosque near ground zero. To show our tolerance, we should let them build. Then right across the street, someone should put a topless bar, called "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next to that should be a gay bar, "The Turban Cowboy". And next door to the mosque should be a pork rib restaurant, maybe " Iraq o' Ribs"?

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.