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[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Any team that has made Shelley Duncan a full time player has accomplished unbelievable things. Somehow it looks likely the team won't lose triple digits. Acta deserves Manager of the Year consideration for that.

If this stuff wasn't true...it would be a rib cracker.



The Indians think hit and run is an auto accident.

But the way they perform it---it is auto accident.

[clyde]

They also think sacrifice fly is throwing in a rabbit fly for the daily fly on the wall races in the dugout.



Suicide squeeze is off the boards---let's not even go there.

[horseofcourse]

On the bright side, only 5 days til the Browns start a new era with a broken down, washed up quarterback. He inhales oxygen and exhales carbon dioxice which evidently means a huge upgrade from last year.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

On the bright side, only 5 days til the Browns start a new era with a broken down, washed up quarterback. He inhales oxygen and exhales carbon dioxice which evidently means a huge upgrade from last year.

!!


How would you like to be an Arizona fan?

Check that-----how would you like to be an Arizona cathode...I mean football follower?



One of the downgrades is starting for them this year.

[clyde]

I think we won again last night, but am afraid to look.

[clyde]

!!

[horseofcourse]

Other than April through July, Masterson has been a great pitcher this year.