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Old 08-27-2010, 04:31 AM
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Are you helpful to new-to-the-sport types or do you wish they would go the fuc* home? I notice you just asked the same question twice; Is that deja vu?
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:32 AM
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Do you tip the tellers? Ever fly a Canadian Spaceship?
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:35 AM
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Do you get dressed up at all? Go to the turf club? Hang with the lowlifes? Have a table at a restaurant for the day kinda thing? When you make spaghetti--did you want to jump in with it? Or the sauce? Or would you rather just stick a cherry bomb in them when they are mixed together...in the night---when it's dark?
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Old 08-27-2010, 04:37 AM
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Tell me what it's like when you go to the track and which track you usually go to!When you scream...do you come?
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Old 08-27-2010, 06:47 AM
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^^^^screams just for the hell of it
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Old 08-27-2010, 12:46 PM
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^^^^ Paints modeling clay on canvas.
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:05 PM
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There are several rich widows from Gates Mills wanting me for a trophy husband.




What shall I do?
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:06 PM
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:16 PM
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^^^^ Thinks she's funny...calls self ''Slam Dunk Sighty." Is because she's a donut hooker.
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:32 PM
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Who ate Franny?


This can be the only reason she has been absent so long.Math 2+2=5....did you do this thing?

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Old 08-27-2010, 02:03 PM
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I found this amusingly awful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TG-J...eature=related



But I shouldn't.

Primarily because all of these has beens are former Hershey bar addicts..and there is nothing funny about that.
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Old 08-27-2010, 02:20 PM
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Who ate Franny?


This can be the only reason she has been absent so long.Math 2+2=5....do you do this thing?
I might have touched her dupa, but I didn't uh..........eat her..............................yeah I definitely didn't eat her....................
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