the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Is it true blonds have more dumb?






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Ah wonder where Sighty-poo is??









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10....Locked herself in her trunk.Beside herself in anger over the spare tire around her waist.

9.....Dancing down a lurid path to Loan Me's snappy ending instrumental,waging her black waist ribbon at panting admirers.Now in her den waiting for the nimrods and turning into the evil Sighty Mouse.Upon their arrival,she will eat them.

8.....Cast from the Belmonts' inner circle for having burped loud and long at their luncheon today....out renting a private plane to fly a banner reading: THE BELOMNTS ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE.She's a shameless hi brow schmoozer.

7.....Arranging plans for annual trip to Yippy Downs where she will sing the Anthem.Only place allowing her to do so.

6.....Fainted;saw movie "Seven" and believes the ending portends of her meeting tomorrow with Mortimer Bateman.

5.....She's right.

4.....Throwing hissy fit at Whole Food Store for selling oysters on half shell.

3.....Sitting on 3 H Club's eggs ; he,in turn, will stand on her head.

2.....Caught self going wrong way down one way street. Trying to 180 the entire block.(Think if she was blond.)







And the number one place Sighty-poo could be:




drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr smash!!









1.....Sitting on shelf at the Dollar store.