the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

I brought this back for 2 reasons; one being my indefatigable desire for attention and applause,the other because I was upset I missed a great funny at the very end...which I have added.

Originally Posted by clyde

I squeeze out for you ,Debbie...my eternal love.



Nessun Dorma

( translated to English...don't laugh at me if I mess up the start)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOfC9...eature=related








I came so far to tell Debbie how much I love her

Don’t tell me this, I know she but sleeps deep

Her face is alive with loveliness and closed eyes

Don’t tell me this..don’t tell me more lies


Wake up ,Debbie, for I am here to hold you
To hold you close and whisper I love you
What they say I despise; say it’s not true,I’ll stay the week
until you do
I won't go until I kiss your lips and you kiss mine
Please say you but sleep








Let me give you life with my kiss….I’ll breathe my life in and give it. to. you so you'll live ooooon and ooooon for meeeee and I can look down on you and pretend I'm still there





I will bend down to you and give you this kiss

Don't be afraid, I know you would do it for me

Just sleep soft you will soon be awake

I'll miss you so much but you will be alive












and now live Deb-oooo-raaah as I give my life for yours as I kiss and breathe it into you

I give to you for only one reason,my DebbieAmour..



beeecause..becaaaaaaaause I looooooove yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou











Thank you all ssssssssso much..thank you, thank you....burp...oh!!..excuse me...( I ate Andrea Borcelli earlier this evening) thank you all so very much.

[clyde]

The resultant spiritual outflow from yet another Debbie Moment:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ti4aYD-7Y



i'm with you,you're with me





I don’t care ,where I am…..when I’m with you

All I know.. is that it’s… the best place to be

I’m with you..you’re with me

I’m with you..you’re with me

And you give me so much..the touch that I never had

And you give me so much ..the touch that I never had


You and I ,don’t pretend…we make fun of the other

You and me,we can see….how the notes hover

I’m with you..you’re with me

I’m with you..you’re with me

And you give me so much..the touch that I never had

And you give me so much....the touch that I never had

















When I go south..you stay north,because you know me

You’re always there..and you care,like I do for you

I’m with you..you’re with me

I’m with you..you’re with me

And you give me so much..the touch that I never had

And you give me so much....the touch that I never had

And you give me so much....the touch that I never had





I don’t care, where I am…when I’m with you

[clyde]

Is it true blonds have more dumb?






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Ah wonder where Sighty-poo is??









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10....Locked herself in her trunk.Beside herself in anger over the spare tire around her waist.

9.....Dancing down a lurid path to Loan Me's snappy ending instrumental,waging her black waist ribbon at panting admirers.Now in her den waiting for the nimrods and turning into the evil Sighty Mouse.Upon their arrival,she will eat them.

8.....Cast from the Belmonts' inner circle for having burped loud and long at their luncheon today....out renting a private plane to fly a banner reading: THE BELOMNTS ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE.She's a shameless hi brow schmoozer.

7.....Arranging plans for annual trip to Yippy Downs where she will sing the Anthem.Only place allowing her to do so.

6.....Fainted;saw movie "Seven" and believes the ending portends of her meeting tomorrow with Mortimer Bateman.

5.....She's right.

4.....Throwing hissy fit at Whole Food Store for selling oysters on half shell.

3.....Sitting on 3 H Club's eggs ; he,in turn, will stand on her head.

2.....Caught self going wrong way down one way street. Trying to 180 the entire block.(Think if she was blond.)







And the number one place Sighty-poo could be:




drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr smash!!









1.....Sitting on shelf at the Dollar store.

[Sightseek]

I would be more likely to lock myself in the fridge -- I have a six pack.

[clyde]

I like # 1 and 9 best. 1 for obviouses....9 for picturing you dance to that tune and waving that ribbon.

If only you could see what I do.....what a rib cracker.

[clyde]

..who is kapets!!???..

[clyde]

It was dark..it was night, when it is dark.The aroma of evil permeated the air.The persona of the black boll weevil insinuated a dare.


What the fucl<, does that mean?

Anyhoo---It was dark..it was night, when it is dark.The aroma of evil permeated the air. The aura of danger abounded;the demons were out.One could feel their presence in every shadow painted by the full moon.People would die before seeing another sunrise...or wish they had.


Died...not seen another sunrise.




This is what lured the self destructive to Sara's Toga.

God save us all wise enough to stay away should I Am Stupid start writing a narrative.