the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Geeker..I was laughing at your video...which I found amusing.



Not at what I said.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by clyde

Geeker..I was laughing at your video...which I found amusing.


Not at what I said.

I miss the disco years....my good friend.

ahh pardun meh suh but Suuhkees mahhn.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

ahh pardun meh suh but Suuhkees mahhn.

..duh...how ken u forflush me?..i mean fergave me?...

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

I miss the disco years....my good friend.

Not a huge fan, but thought Donna Summer did some really,really good sizzlers.

[clyde]

I told you I would be boring.


Geeker..here's an example:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG07rYStCjw

[clyde]

Now ,even I have bored me.


Nighy-poo-kins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

[clyde]

Fucl<age...just like clockwork.


Compari...what a hanger in the stretch.

Maybe that's what's troubling me this time.



Ever get bit by a black mamba?






Would be interesting to see if Vanity Fair would have Godzilla pose in those emotions it asks famous people to react.

I think Coast To Coast guests are comprised of many of this sites members.It does have its moments, but that show is full of the strangest creatures this side of those dancers who dance very fast,but only move their legs.

Speaking of radio..that Mike and Mike show needs anesthesia....very bad!






I can't believe I got not one single pie for Fally Hemesly.That is very disturbing to me.

Do they still hand time in high school track?Probably not, but something odd;I remember the timers were always reminded to hit the start button on their stop watches ( confusing,I know)when they saw the smoke of the blank starting gun....not to wait until they heard the bang.So I guess , and it is true, the speed of smoke is faster than the speed of sound.Then why don't we use large industrial chimneys instead of sirens for air raid and tornado warnings?The Indians knew this long ago when they switched from drums to smoke signals.

Ever use one of those small public restrooms, like a gas station, and have a sudden fear of being locked in from the outside by someone who doesn't like you?





I hate with a purple passion those goons who hang out in front of popular stores before an election and try to stop you so they gain a profile of where you stand on candidates and issues.It's planned in an aggressive manner.They are trained to do so,knowing human nature.I know they use this to judge whether their lies are being swallowed.If not, they adjust the campaigns.When they approach me,I morph into an attack ready stance and yell.."Get away from me you filthy bourgeois swine!! I had my fill of you at Hole in the Wall and I've got an idiot stick with your name on it. I'll beat you half to death."


They won't fucl< with you using that routine.


I will give you plenty of time.....no,wait. I will go to Marc's at 1:00 pm today.Probably be there for 15 minutes or so. All who see this...think really,really hard about being there with me and I will do the same thinking really,really hard you are in fact there with me.That would be a real treat if it works.








I'm going to check for missteps now...and that should leave me pretty sleepy.

[clyde]

Well at least I got some shut eye.

I think cowboys invented that term.

Cowboys are morons.




I wish Travesty Stone would drop in....I'd then drop him with about 8 pies.

Ya got Monkey Island to bark at,Stone.I wouldn't brag about calling a wrong number at that mutant factory.It's in Shreveport no less.The locals tried to kill me there one night.Such nice people.Oh they love their lost fucl<in' travelers.

I'm going to munch some nice peanut butter and honey.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by clyde

I told you I would be boring.


Geeker..here's an example:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG07rYStCjw

check out the dancers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ArZEFwRsY

[clyde]

That didn't really happen.

[clyde]

BrownSugah was invited to Mortimers House of Thrills for some Fun with Food.







I already have a Worst Case Scenario Woody and will have to do this later.

[clyde]

Times like this--I feel myopically moribund .It's the paranoia in me.


If Franny doesn't kill me...Gooey Shirley will:





A poim; I call it-------I Was Duck Hunting,and a Meander in Heart Notes Happened.



I hope you all enjoy it.








I met Huey,Dewey,Looie…and Gooey,
just the other day.
They were rule-eng en ze hay.
But not in the way,
you think.

They were only having fun,
throwing everyone..
into the sun,
of this sparkling day.

One thing I noted.
On ground,Gooey floated.
The others were ducks,
not a duck fan.

So I chose to ask her,
if she would enjoy the pasture...
and have a walk talk,
and loose the quack quacks.

We walked and we talked.
We felt what we thought.
She walked so pretty.
She talked so witty.

We walked over rolling hills,
of abundant growth.
It seemed to me,
a simile.

I was north,
to her south.
I wanted to be lipstick,
to her mouth

I only knew,
what I had felt.
That was Gooey.. inside my noodle.
For this thought…I didn’t need google.

We parted ways,
and said our says.
I watched her walk,
to end this day.

Did she hear my mind,
as she left?
I think she did.
Gooey is not deaf.