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Old 04-29-2010, 02:16 PM
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Hey Morty!!!
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:14 PM
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Hey whatty?
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:06 PM
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Mortimer.


..huh?....is that...is that you,DonwtownDollarBilly!!?


It's me all right.Great to see you my very good friend.


Bill!!..thank God you are here.



This has been so terrible...his dream--nightmare I seem to be having.To see you, one of my all time faves is ssssso good.And I'm not even afraid of you even though I realize you are from...the beyond,the after life.....stepped through the crease ....and what have you.By the way, tell me what it's like.What happens...is God there?


I can't,Mortimer.It's against the rules.I'm sorry.

Is OK....but can you at least tell me if all this is a dream or is this all real?


I'm very sorry, I just can't.

Well,then why are you here?


To help you reconcile the irreconcilable;you know what that is.A 2 part yet continuous time segment that you just can't make work.

Wow, you're good.

I'll bet you are not really Bill.I'll bet you have come here to tell me something,but come in this form to hide who you really are?Am I right, or what?


Can't comment on it.Just stop being a bonehead and let me help.You look for things not mattering right now.I'm not here for that stuff.


Oh? Bonehead? I may be a greater psychic than you purport to be.

Very funny...prove it then.


Fine.

I will.

You take yer stinking powers and make something from Sighty-poo's purse appear in your hoof, but don't let me see it. I will tell you what it is.




OK..it's done.

So what is it?


Lipstick.

No.

Oh.

A bobby pin?


No.

Uh...how about a matchbook?


Uh,no.

No?

No.

r u shore?


Yes.

Ok----a pen!


No.

A pin!

No.

A lighter!

NO!

Phooey.

A key!


No.

A key ring!

No.

A hanky!!!!

No.

A yanky?

Mortimer--stop it.

OK...but if not a yanky, maybe a Red Sock?

No.

A White Sock!!


No.

You really stink at this.

I do not, give me a second.



It's a black waist ribbon!!


It's not.

A piece of candy?


No.

A piece of chewing gum?


No.

A piece of a-s-s!!

ror!!..OK, kididng-kidding.

It's a ......are you sure it's small enough to fit in her purse?


Yes.

How big is her purse.


Oh stop it, you have no idea what it is.

Aw nuts...I quit.

Well you finally got it. It's a bag of Mr. Peanut nuts.

!!!!
YES!!

I knew I could do it.


What, no dumb comment? You're going to let that go by?

You betcha!

If you think the v word infuriates her when I use it----she would kill me if I said what I am very tempted to say.


All right...let's get serious here.I'm now going to clear your noodle of your trouble state.

Good deal, but wait. I think my time runs out soon.Let's post this thing and come right back to finish....OK?

OOOOOOKAY!!
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:19 PM
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Hey whatty?
Sir, your Hillbilly Derby selections please?
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Old 04-29-2010, 08:53 PM
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Has anybody heard any good jokes lately?
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:25 AM
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Has anybody heard any good jokes lately?

Stevie---get rid of him.
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:58 AM
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The Can't-tucky WHIIIRRRby





BrownSugah...the cards, please.


Thank you ssssso much,Dahling.

Kiss-Kiss.







Oh boy,that dupa is suitable for framing.






But bettah get on with it:









1...Lookin' at Yucky



Look at Yucky.






Now look at me.







Now look at Yucky.







Now look at me.





See what ahm thayin'?






burp( oh excuse me!)...Crinkle...



trash can






2...IceBox



Reminds me of a girl I once knew.

Anyhoo----you know,SportyFans,Pythagoras had a good noodle on his neck.Essentially, he said it was hip to be squared.



And so---keepah!!






3...NoblesPromise


Now,this would be really swell if only we knew what Nobel promised.

sssssso!...







nyyyyooooooow!!




thud






4...SupahSavah


Would like to pick this one.

Would also like to pick the meger me-yons.

Do you see the relationship?






Crink-EL...



trash can





5...LineofDavid



Idiot Sticks all over the country tabbing him a throw out.

This is good.


keepah-keepah!!






6...StatelyVictor


I have never heard of this horsey.





~">>__``, squirt!!!=;``,,,,






phooey..I have to get going.Will have to finish latah.



You can thank Skivs for this delay and for delaying the exciting finish of my dream as well.

Is a snot face.




Plus..I have to whizz---really bad!!
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Old 04-30-2010, 02:23 PM
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so far so good!
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Old 05-02-2010, 05:49 PM
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BrownSugah...the cards, please.


Thank you ssssso much,Dahling.

Kiss-Kiss.


bad!!
Sorry I'm late but okay I'm ready for the Derby now...
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:24 AM
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Sir, your Hillbilly Derby selections please?

Am getting there....have received thousands of requests not to--I mean to get these up as soon as possible.




What's in yer wallet?
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