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Old 03-30-2010, 10:09 PM
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The person who did this horrible thing to me, seems to think its really funny...
He is large, about 240-280. He is a decent handicapper, but not even close to my level. He has been on TV a few times. He is really large. He has no respect for Donovan or Blewitt, he LOVES SERLING. Calls Serling his HERO. He was gigantic then lost some weight, but hes still large. He is Miguel Menas biggest fan. He has a man crush on Channing Hill. Can only name this person?
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:26 PM
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Paul Lo Duca?
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Old 03-31-2010, 04:10 AM
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Old 03-31-2010, 07:55 AM
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Was it SpongeBob Squarepants?
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Old 03-31-2010, 08:36 AM
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Rick Violette?
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Old 03-31-2010, 08:48 AM
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The person who did this horrible thing to me, seems to think its really funny...
He is large, about 240-280. He is a decent handicapper, but not even close to my level. He has been on TV a few times. He is really large. He has no respect for Donovan or Blewitt, he LOVES SERLING. Calls Serling his HERO. He was gigantic then lost some weight, but hes still large. He is Miguel Menas biggest fan. He has a man crush on Channing Hill. Can only name this person?
John Asher?

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Old 03-31-2010, 09:21 AM
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Chuck Simon?
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Old 03-31-2010, 11:46 AM
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No... No No No and No....
Really not even close.
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Old 03-31-2010, 11:52 AM
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Old 03-31-2010, 11:54 AM
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He is a DT member, and clearly thinks he is funny.
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:15 PM
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Byk...how could you?!
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:21 PM
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How bout Dagulla..........













Oh wait, scratch that.
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The person who did this horrible thing to me, seems to think its really funny...
He is large, about 240-280. He is a decent handicapper, but not even close to my level. He has been on TV a few times. He is really large. He has no respect for Donovan or Blewitt, he LOVES SERLING. Calls Serling his HERO. He was gigantic then lost some weight, but hes still large. He is Miguel Menas biggest fan. He has a man crush on Channing Hill. Can only name this person?
You may have just wrapped up post-of-the-year and thread-of-the-year (again) right here.
When you kick it up to this level and give your writing a certain rhythm that matches the sentiment and humor of your post so eloquently....no horsey boarder not named sumitas can really even come close to you.
This post made me laugh more than any I can remember in a long time. Fine work.
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:16 PM
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Oh....and I find the news that KYRIM is up to 280 lbs a sad - though hardly shocking - development.
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The person who did this horrible thing to me, seems to think its really funny...
He is large, about 240-280. He is a decent handicapper, but not even close to my level. He has been on TV a few times. He is really large. He has no respect for Donovan or Blewitt, he LOVES SERLING. Calls Serling his HERO. He was gigantic then lost some weight, but hes still large. He is Miguel Menas biggest fan. He has a man crush on Channing Hill. Can only name this person?
whoever it is sounds a lot like you, hard to believe you no longer get along
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:20 PM
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whoever it is sounds a lot like you, hard to believe you no longer get along
Are you calling me fat? Serling is not my hero, but I have grown to like him... I hate Mena and Hill, I like Blewit.
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:22 PM
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Are you calling me fat? Serling is not my hero, but I have grown to like him... I hate Mena and Hill, I like Blewit.
I'm sure he's going to be absolutely devestated.
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:23 PM
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whoever it is sounds a lot like you, hard to believe you no longer get along
I have never been on TV and Im tons better then pretty good.
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:34 PM
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