the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

My fan....uh,I mean fans have been writing wanting to know more of my current state of affairs.

So let me embellish the relish.




My reign of terror continues at my new locale.Just this morning, I threatened the life of someone trying to take advantage of my good nature.Sometimes you have to make your point very clear.


And believe me....she is much bigger than I am.



A guy named Eddie, dubbed him Slow Eddie....don't ya know, tried sizing me up and decided he had the upper hand.

He now opens doors for me.


Reps travel fast....mine travels even faster.They don't mess with me down here.There are a good number of Mexicans .Most don't speak English.They try to ask me things and I have no idea what they are talking about....so I just smile and tell them it's two blocks down on the left. They seem to like that answer best.After all, they can't speak it so what difference does it make if my English answer makes no sense?



For fun, I give the same answer to people asking me if I have the time in English.

But most are dense, so they take that walk and look left for a clock.



Hang in there...more later.