the cozy dooryard

[prudery]

Originally Posted by clyde

Anyone else?

Must be bed their pastime ...

Just the faux pas de deux of us ...

[clyde]

Oh boy.




Really,do you mind?

[clyde]

Ah wonder if Oinkman is still is planning my death? Gosh he takes insults to heart,don't he?


I have noticed a new yet really awful collection of posters.They have to be alien creatures or perhaps highly intelligent wildebeests.Plus they are one corny gaggle of money burners.Really,I think most come from No Advantage under new names.

Thank goodness I have returned to tune up the ol' IQ around here.

Do ya thank Oinkman would enjoy Huey Lewis and the News? Ah do.

Does Mouth Eats Glove have a closet full of blow up dolls?



r u kidding me?

Does Stevie Hasbeen copy off Andy Sterling? Know what ahm thayin'??

But which one is Mike Warren?




I think I know.I have given a "tacit" answer to that one...ya might say.







Hey....my plunge into the depths of the dark side may have ended.God I hopes so.

But I do think so.The bouts with freezing and hunger seem to be over....and those were the good days.I realize my legion of fans need more from me and I will try to deliver although my time is fleeting.


Latah,dahlings.

kiss-kiss....hug-hug

[Sightseek]

Your audience awaits.

[geeker2]

Deb-o-Deb and Frannypoo get your popcorn ready....Clydeee is going to entertain us...just like Morteee did...

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Deb-o-Deb and Frannypoo get your popcorn ready....Clydeee is going to entertain us...just like Morteee did...

Will I need my 3-D glasses?

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Will I need my 3-D glasses?

YES...and some shot glasses (it helps with the understanding)

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Your audience awaits.

They do??

Oh..I mean...yes!!....they do!

[clyde]

Geeker Counter and Deb-O-Deb....are my audience??



This is a "legion"...Sighty-poo?

But they are worthy fans.

And I do apologize for missing out on the cards you gave me...won't happen again.




It is now night...when it's dark,when evil spirits come out to do their filthy deeds.From the looks of some of todays selections...the spirits may have started early .

I have found Johnny Rebs very gullible.I tell them I'm Superman...they look at me like I'm insane.I know they do this to cover their gullibility.To appease my alter ego's delight,I play Hip to be Square and The Greatest Love of All on my car radio....loudly at stop lights.I make muscles in my rear view mirror.


But I only get positive reactions from from ancient women and dogs.Same thing,I guess.Odd they would not fear a psychopath, but then they don't seem to fear public handicappers either so maybe there is something to gain out of this study.


A Canadian Spaceship crashed near TexArkana today.


No one noticed.


They all think these spacecraft are nothing more than errant Tonka toys propelled up into the sky by Obama supporters celebrating God knows what.







Do you like God?

I do.

He was my only physically present friend during my "ordeal."


We would walk together and leave 2 sets of footprints....until I noticed there was only one set.When asked what the deal was,he replied..."Ah, but there was only one set because I got sick of you and left."




I thought something really nifty was coming and He hit me with the above.


Now,I don't like Him anymore.

[geeker2]

now that's more like it.....


I am now mad at Him too.....but what if Him was a Her....Hummmmmmmmm

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

Geeker Counter and Deb-O-Deb....are my audience??



This is a "legion"...Sighty-poo?

But they are worthy fans.

And I do apologize for missing out on the cards you gave me...won't happen again.




It is now night...when it's dark,when evil spirits come out to do their filthy deeds.From the looks of some of todays selections...the spirits may have started early .

I have found Johnny Rebs very gullible.I tell them I'm Superman...they look at me like I'm insane.I know they do this to cover their gullibility.To appease my alter ego's delight,I play Hip to be Square and The Greatest Love of All on my car radio....loudly at stop lights.I make muscles in my rear view mirror.


But I only get positive reactions from from ancient women and dogs.Same thing,I guess.Odd they would not fear a psychopath, but then they don't seem to fear public handicappers either so maybe there is something to gain out of this study.


A Canadian Spaceship crashed near TexArkana today.


No one noticed.


They all think these spacecraft are nothing more than errant Tonka toys propelled up into the sky by Obama supporters celebrating God knows what.







Do you like God?

I do.

He was my only physically present friend during my "ordeal."


We would walk together and leave 2 sets of footprints....until I noticed there was only one set.When asked what the deal was,he replied..."Ah, but there was only one set because I got sick of you and left."




I thought something really nifty was coming and He hit me with the above.


Now,I don't like Him anymore.

If you would stop distracting the canadian spaceships with your rear view mirror, muscle making, they wouldn't be crashing.