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Old 02-21-2010, 10:51 PM
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Stop, I worked all weekend to get this kid to focus on golf. 15, weighs 120 soaking wet and hits the ball 250 down the pipe effortlessly, and he doesn't practice for ****.

He has potential, hell, maybe he could be your prodigy, I still get my cut regardless

He shot a 92 with probably 35 putts and some putrid 2nd shots. You could fix that in two weeks

If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

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Old 02-21-2010, 10:55 PM
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If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

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i dont disagree with that.
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Old 02-22-2010, 05:21 AM
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If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

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Is this some type of apology for calling me old in a previous post?
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:28 AM
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Is this some type of apology for calling me old in a previous post?
I'm not saying you're old yet, but you will be in a few years. Maybe in a few months.
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Old 02-22-2010, 09:10 AM
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If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

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Scav has skills man.
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Old 02-22-2010, 09:16 AM
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Please. He couldn't get laid in a $2 whore house.
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Old 02-22-2010, 09:18 AM
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In the kid's defense, he was putting under difficult conditions.
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Old 02-22-2010, 09:36 AM
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Please. He couldn't get laid in a $2 whore house.
lol. I disagree! Scav is the man! I've really enjoyed him being in Ocala for the past week.

We went out last week with a friend of mine who is very pretty.. she's head over heels for Tom already!
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Old 02-22-2010, 10:04 AM
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lol. I disagree! Scav is the man! I've really enjoyed him being in Ocala for the past week.

We went out last week with a friend of mine who is very pretty.. she's head over heels for Tom already!
And Tom is great with seeing eye dogs too!
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Old 02-22-2010, 10:05 AM
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lol. I disagree! Scav is the man! I've really enjoyed him being in Ocala for the past week.

We went out last week with a friend of mine who is very pretty.. she's head over heels for Tom already!
Is she head over heels because she tripped over her white cane?
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Old 02-22-2010, 10:05 AM
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Damn Bob, you beat me to it.
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Old 02-22-2010, 10:09 AM
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Old 02-22-2010, 09:59 AM
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Scav has skills man.
And he is a sharp dresser to boot.....

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