Gulfstream Saturday, I have box seats available

[golfer]

Originally Posted by Scav

At least you knew what hole we were on.

First time ever playing the course, and from where I hit my tee shot, I couldn't even see the 18th green. Of course, in aiming for the 9th green accidently, I still missed IT 25 yards to the right But it was a GREAT recovery wedge to the proper green.

Ahem, you guys failed to mention it was DORMY after 9 holes!

I do give all the credit to Fulla Sheets. The kid was the MAN through the first 9 holes. After that, we both kinda felt sorry for you guys

Still, a great day, perfect weather, beautiful course, and outstanding company

[Fulla Sheets]

I shot a "decent" 92, if there ever was such thing. But hitting 5 shots OB, and using my putter 40+ times didn't help the cause.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Fulla Sheets

I shot a "decent" 92, if there ever was such thing. But hitting 5 shots OB, and using my putter 40+ times didn't help the cause.

Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

[Fulla Sheets]

Originally Posted by GPK

Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

I am going to let Scav reply to this one.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Fulla Sheets

I am going to let Scav reply to this one.

Why? He your agent or something?

Only teenage kid I know shooting 92 with an agent

[Fulla Sheets]

Originally Posted by GPK

Why? He your agent or something?

Only teenage kid I know shooting 92 with an agent

Ever since the Arlington Million last year, all he has been telling me is stop messing with the horses, focus on school, golf, and broads.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by GPK

Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

Great advice Kev. So you want the kid to be a degenerate horse player, gay and unemployed. You are going to make a wonderful role model. Keep up the good work.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Great advice Kev. So you want the kid to be a degenerate horse player, gay and unemployed. You are going to make a wonderful role model. Keep up the good work.

You're right. God knows we don't need a cross between DrugS and Brian W. Spencer hanging around these parts.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by GPK

Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

Stop, I worked all weekend to get this kid to focus on golf. 15, weighs 120 soaking wet and hits the ball 250 down the pipe effortlessly, and he doesn't practice for ****.

He has potential, hell, maybe he could be your prodigy, I still get my cut regardless

He shot a 92 with probably 35 putts and some putrid 2nd shots. You could fix that in two weeks

[Fulla Sheets]

Originally Posted by Scav

Stop, I worked all weekend to get this kid to focus on golf. 15, weighs 120 soaking wet and hits the ball 250 down the pipe effortlessly, and he doesn't practice for ****.

He has potential, hell, maybe he could be your prodigy, I still get my cut regardless

He shot a 92 with probably 35 putts and some putrid 2nd shots. You could fix that in two weeks

135 yard 9 irons to 10 feet is not exactly putrid, 3 putting from there is.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Fulla Sheets

135 yard 9 irons to 10 feet is not exactly putrid, 3 putting from there is.

Get Bob Rotella's book titled "Putting Out of Your Mind". It will help you a great deal, I promise.
And if you send it to me, I will even autograph it for you.

[Fulla Sheets]

Originally Posted by GPK

Get Bob Rotella's book titled "Putting Out of Your Mind". It will help you a great deal, I promise.
And if you send it to me, I will even autograph it for you.

Ok, but you have to send a box of Pro V 1s back

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Scav

Stop, I worked all weekend to get this kid to focus on golf. 15, weighs 120 soaking wet and hits the ball 250 down the pipe effortlessly, and he doesn't practice for ****.

He has potential, hell, maybe he could be your prodigy, I still get my cut regardless

He shot a 92 with probably 35 putts and some putrid 2nd shots. You could fix that in two weeks

If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

Hi Jill

[Scav]

Originally Posted by GPK

If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

Hi Jill

i dont disagree with that.

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by GPK

If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

Hi Jill

Is this some type of apology for calling me old in a previous post?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Is this some type of apology for calling me old in a previous post?

I'm not saying you're old yet, but you will be in a few years. Maybe in a few months.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by GPK

If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

Hi Jill

Scav has skills man.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Scav has skills man.

Please. He couldn't get laid in a $2 whore house.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Scav has skills man.

And he is a sharp dresser to boot.....

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by GPK

Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

other than the last sentence, Sheets, NEVER listen to GPK.