An unfunny joke

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

I'm not upset baby boy, the Jets are still playing while the Packers' D is icing its collective butthole. But trying to defend Woodson's play on Sunday is laughable.

Well, two problems with this.

Wait, three.

One, I don't care if the Jets or Packers are playing, I have no interest in either of them.

Two, too bad for you that Sunday doesn't count for Defensive Player of the Year.

Three, let's see, a receiver ran into him twice for two touchdowns...that will really kill lots of corners. Wide Receivers aren't big guys, but I'm sure most corners would agree that a WR could run them over if they weren't expecting it...you know, since it's not technically allowed.

Not excusing Woodson's play on Sunday. Excusing your bogus attempts to pin two WR bulldozer touchdowns on him.

That's the problem here, is that I have no dog in this fight, so to speak, and don't have to rely on hating someone to watch a play rationally...

Though thanks for the "baby boy," that's awfully affectionate, and I appreciate warmth.

[ateamstupid]

I don't hate Woodson. I just saw a lot of things "happen" to him on Sunday that I've never seen happen to Revis. If it's that easy to push you over and score two TDs, I can't call you a "terror," sorry, LOL.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

I don't hate Woodson. I just saw a lot of things "happen" to him on Sunday that I've never seen happen to Revis. If it's that easy to push you over, I can't call you a "terror," sorry, LOL.

Dude if YOU AND I were playing a game in which it wasn't legal for me to just run into you whenever I wanted, I'd imagine you wouldn't expect it....and though you've got a distinct bulk advantage on me (based on my recollection of our meeting a couple months ago), I'm pretty sure even I could knock you over if you didn't think it was coming, since you didn't think it was legal for me to do.

I'm glad though, that we're now getting to the real arguments, like, "if you fall over easily when a guy 15 lbs heavier than you runs into you, you're obviously no terror." They really get the job done.

For me.

[ateamstupid]

As opposed to "I could run you over too!"

I told you this was getting ridiculous.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

As opposed to "I could run you over too!"

I told you this was getting ridiculous.

Sure is. Because you're a homer who can't see that there is even a possibility that Woodson deserved this for having a better year.

And for continuing to point out that Woodson got scorched on a play, and when I point it out, you say "no I meant the OTHER time Fitzgerald ran him over!!!!!!1!11!!1!"

[ateamstupid]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

Sure is. Because you're a homer who can't see that there is even a possibility that Woodson deserved this for having a better year.

And for continuing to point out that Woodson got scorched on a play, and when I point it out, you say "no I meant the OTHER time Fitzgerald ran him over!!!!!!1!11!!1!"

I told you I'm done. Let it go.

Woodson's a terror who gets run over on two TDs and almost costs his team the game in the final seconds in a playoff game.

[brianwspencer]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

I told you I'm done. Let it go.

Woodson's a terror who got ILLEGALLY run over on two TDs and almost costs his team the game in the final seconds in a playoff game.

FTEFY -- fixed that edit for you.

There's nothing to let go, since I don't particularly care about the award, Joey. As I said earlier, I'd have had no problem with it going to Revis, if that's what the voters cared about. They don't. I see the arguments for both. But the "oh god, I'm fainting, this is too much to handle, I can't believe this, where are my smelling salts!!!!" stuff and LOLcat-style pictures of Woodson to denigrate the great season he had is over the top.