Favorite Track / OTB One Liner's

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by oracle80

How about those complete morons who try and tell you that "so and so" (a jockey) is very dangerous and wins when he sticks around to ride the last race.
Too bad these idiots don't realize that when the agents take calls, the order in which the races are run is not yet determined.

Thanks,Big-O, I always wondered about that!

[DerbyCat]

I love the guys at the OTB yelling at their horse that's running on the TV... do they really think the horse can hear them?

[Sightseek]

Someone said the cheesiest pick-up line to me ever at Saratoga this summer;

"Hey baby, if you were in the paddock, I'd be betting on you"

[pmayjr]

You gotta bet that horse! He's a Fu-peg colt! He's gonna win because he's a Fu-peg colt!

[stevepopyak]

"I had that cold." ... some guy that always sits by me at the OTB that seems to have every horse in the race bet, yet I never see cashing a ticket.

[dalakhani]

A new york guy says to a guy cheering loudly after his 3/5 shot won:

"3/5? You owe THEM money!"

[Bogey]

Great post, I haven't laughed like that in a while, but my all-time favorite is when they run a 1 1/2 race on the turf and these idiots start cheering as they are crossing the finish line for the 1st time.

My vote goes to Oracle's post - Classic "Prado wouldn't stick around if he knew he could lose this race."

[ArlJim78]

old timer "I got the tri!! i got the tri!!"

since it's a seven horse field and knowing that this guy always boxes the favorites, after the prices are posted i ask him how he made out.

old man "damn! i lost 80 cents"

[saucon17]

this guy at the local otb always yells this when he loses

look at the jock he is stiffing him, he whipping the horse and pulling back
on the horses reins.

If I didn't know this was a post, I would think I had passed out at my OTB. Never laughed my ass off so hard.

32 tracks running, 10 races each, HEY, 5,2,10 has been coming in all day, them are my numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!