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Old 12-24-2009, 11:48 AM
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Guy goes into a bar and there's a robot bartender.
The robot says "What will you have? The guy says "Martini" The robot brings the guy the greatest Martini ever and says to the man "what's your IQ? Guy says
168. The robot then proceeds to talk about space exploration,physics and medical technology.
The guy leaves,but he is curious. He goes back into the bar. The robot says
"what will you have"? Guy says "Martini" the robot brings him another great martini and asks him "what's your IQ? Guy says 100, so the robot starts to discuss NASCAR,Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds this very interesting. Guy goes back into bar,orders
another Martini. Robot asks him "What's your IQ"? Guys says "Oh, about 50"
The robot leans in closer and says "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

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