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Old 12-07-2009, 11:04 AM
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Old 12-07-2009, 12:48 PM
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Math,

I cant see Tiger putting blame on his father. He loves his father too much and always looked up to him to ruin his image in death by blaming his affairs on his Dad.

But then again I've been wrong more than once on this thread.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:00 PM
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Math,

I cant see Tiger putting blame on his father. He loves his father too much and always looked up to him to ruin his image in death by blaming his affairs on his Dad.

But then again I've been wrong more than once on this thread.
Aunty, that's a very valid point. But drastic times call for drastic measures. You would think that he has some sort of spin doctors/agent/publicity firm, trying to spin this his way somehow. I'm not saying that he's directly going to bad mouth or blame his father, but if they decide to go this way they are going to try to dissect how he ended up where he is. He will have final say, but you would think that the spin doctors will be pushing him hard in a certain direction.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:12 PM
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Aunty, that's a very valid point. But drastic times call for drastic measures. You would think that he has some sort of spin doctors/agent/publicity firm, trying to spin this his way somehow. I'm not saying that he's directly going to bad mouth or blame his father, but if they decide to go this way they are going to try to dissect how he ended up where he is. He will have final say, but you would think that the spin doctors will be pushing him hard in a certain direction.

He should just come out and say,

"I'm not a Tiger, I'm a Dog. But I'm still in the top few greatest golfers to have ever lived so take me or leave me, I really dont care. Sorry Elin for being a pig, but maybe you should have put out more or at least been nice to me since I give you everything you want except orgasms. I dont need sponsers I already have more money than most countries do. Peace out I'm gonna go focus on Majors and some top class Ho's".
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He should just come out and say,

"I'm not a Tiger, I'm a Dog. But I'm still in the top few greatest golfers to have ever lived so take me or leave me, I really dont care. Sorry Elin for being a pig, but maybe you should have put out more or at least been nice to me since I give you everything you want except orgasms. I dont need sponsers I already have more money than most countries do. Peace out I'm gonna go focus on Majors and some top class Ho's".
The honesty would be very refreshing, but I'm guessing you won't be hearing anything resembling that statement during Tiger's next press conference.
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:29 PM
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The body count has reached 10 so far.

Way to go Tiger - you're the Man of the Year.

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The honesty would be very refreshing, but I'm guessing you won't be hearing anything resembling that statement during Tiger's next press conference.
No need to blame dad, Nike is the one who told him to do it.
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:16 PM
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He should just come out and say,

"I'm not a Tiger, I'm a Dog. But I'm still in the top few greatest golfers to have ever lived so take me or leave me, I really dont care. Sorry Elin for being a pig, but maybe you should have put out more or at least been nice to me since I give you everything you want except orgasms. I dont need sponsers I already have more money than most countries do. Peace out I'm gonna go focus on Majors and some top class Ho's".


a guy having this many girls on the line most likely is the one with the problem-i doubt in this case it's the wife's fault-altho on many occasions you know that if the guy was kept happy at home, he wouldn't look elsewhere. but evidently tiger didn't just want gold trophies.
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:34 PM
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a guy having this many girls on the line most likely is the one with the problem-i doubt in this case it's the wife's fault-altho on many occasions you know that if the guy was kept happy at home, he wouldn't look elsewhere. but evidently tiger didn't just want gold trophies.

From what I've heard, she's a real bitch... went from a nanny to a billionare and has a bitch complex and an "i'm better than you" attitude. My source could be completely wrong but.. I know I will get kidded for saying this, but sometimes. what goes around "cums" around.
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Old 12-07-2009, 02:36 PM
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From what I've heard, she's a real bitch... went from a nanny to a billionare and has a bitch complex and an "i'm better than you" attitude. My source could be completely wrong but.. I know I will get kidded for saying this, but sometimes. what goes around "cums" around.
that may be so...but that doesn't excuse this guy going around and playing patty cake with everything in a skirt. i don't feel bad for him, or her-but i feel really bad for the two kids.
as for all these 'mistresses'-whether you're cheating with a rich guy or a poor guy, it still speaks volumes about their character as well-or lack thereof.
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Old 12-07-2009, 03:03 PM
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From what I've heard, she's a real bitch... went from a nanny to a billionare and has a bitch complex and an "i'm better than you" attitude. My source could be completely wrong but.. I know I will get kidded for saying this, but sometimes. what goes around "cums" around.

maybe you should have gone down to orlando and loosened her up

when you get rich i'm going to remind u to not turn into one
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