Tiger Woods seriously injured

[docicu3]

Originally Posted by docicu3

The spin doctors have outdone themselves here with this one...

Instead of saying "Tiger wasn't drinking tonight"....we get a line that would have made Bill Clinton proud.

"Alcohol was not a factor in the accident"....

"Tiger was drifting in and out of consciousness"....according to the police chief.

Well if alcohol wasn't a factor what the h ell caused the man's mental status change? I'm voting for the ever talented Big E with the one iron to the cranium. You don't think the Big E busted his windshield when she heard Tiger was double dipping do ya?.

Closer to the truth than anything released yesterday. And PLEASE can we just skip the "Tiger was taking painkillers for an injury" he recently had.

There is not a sentence or noun anywhere about a recent injury. The Ole' boy is likely mixing his intoxicants and got caught. 2 Beers and 2 Percs = la la land.....

That's why he's in and out of consciousness for the cop and hit a f'kn hydrant and tree that he's driven by a thousand times. The Stepford Wife blew a fuse when it became obvious that not only was fidelity an issue this Thanksgiving, but now she was being made a fool with her husbands new drug issue.

She was going to make sure he understood that she was Thankful for the golf clubs in the house and even though Tiger can't hit a 1 iron, she sure as h ell can. If she goes the distance here, the settlement will be the GNP of a small country. What recession???

[10 pnt move up]

I bet the wife is arrested today for battery....

Tiger gets divorced, the pics of his girlfriend staying at the same hotel as he did in Melbourne was probably what set this off.

Anyone else think its interesting that Phil is considered the fake one while taking care of his wife with cancer yet the pillar of perfection Tiger Woods mask is in danger of being broken?

[3kings]

Originally Posted by 10 pnt move up

Anyone else think its interesting that Phil is considered the fake one while taking care of his wife with cancer yet the pillar of perfection Tiger Woods mask is in danger of being broken?

I don't think anyone knows anything about the true Tiger because he has the most polished and protected image in sports history. His boys (Jordan & Barkley) have had past indescetions and his father left his first wife to sire Tiger while still married. The apple doesn't usually fall far from the tree.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Doc, they need a way to turn attachments on n' off. An idle or sleep mode would also save guys so much dollar. He probably was taking pain killer to be able to tolerate the vocal show that one would expect the blonde is performing these days.

[GPK]

He aint cheating.

[3kings]

Originally Posted by GPK

He aint cheating.

In Golf or on his wife?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by 3kings

In Golf or on his wife?

He's too damn good to need to cheat at golf

[ddthetide]

Originally Posted by GPK

He aint cheating.

i would believe it, if he beats his wife.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...lacerations/51

LOL...She did beat his ass up.


"We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree. "

[SCUDSBROTHER]

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