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Old 11-27-2009, 09:29 PM
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B.itches be crazy

The spin doctors have outdone themselves here with this one...

Instead of saying "Tiger wasn't drinking tonight"....we get a line that would have made Bill Clinton proud.

"Alcohol was not a factor in the accident"....

"Tiger was drifting in and out of consciousness"....according to the police chief.

Well if alcohol wasn't a factor what the h ell caused the man's mental status change? I'm voting for the ever talented Big E with the one iron to the cranium. Even God can't hit a 1 iron...You don't think the Big E busted his windshield when she heard Tiger was double dipping do ya?.
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Old 11-27-2009, 09:35 PM
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As the world turns.

When the Mayor of his town released a statement I smelled something fishy.

It got more fishy as the day turned to evening.

To 2:25am.
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:05 AM
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The spin doctors have outdone themselves here with this one...

Instead of saying "Tiger wasn't drinking tonight"....we get a line that would have made Bill Clinton proud.

"Alcohol was not a factor in the accident"....

"Tiger was drifting in and out of consciousness"....according to the police chief.

Well if alcohol wasn't a factor what the h ell caused the man's mental status change? I'm voting for the ever talented Big E with the one iron to the cranium. You don't think the Big E busted his windshield when she heard Tiger was double dipping do ya?.
Closer to the truth than anything released yesterday. And PLEASE can we just skip the "Tiger was taking painkillers for an injury" he recently had.

There is not a sentence or noun anywhere about a recent injury. The Ole' boy is likely mixing his intoxicants and got caught. 2 Beers and 2 Percs = la la land.....

That's why he's in and out of consciousness for the cop and hit a f'kn hydrant and tree that he's driven by a thousand times. The Stepford Wife blew a fuse when it became obvious that not only was fidelity an issue this Thanksgiving, but now she was being made a fool with her husbands new drug issue.

She was going to make sure he understood that she was Thankful for the golf clubs in the house and even though Tiger can't hit a 1 iron, she sure as h ell can. If she goes the distance here, the settlement will be the GNP of a small country. What recession???
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:39 AM
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I bet the wife is arrested today for battery....

Tiger gets divorced, the pics of his girlfriend staying at the same hotel as he did in Melbourne was probably what set this off.

Anyone else think its interesting that Phil is considered the fake one while taking care of his wife with cancer yet the pillar of perfection Tiger Woods mask is in danger of being broken?
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Old 11-28-2009, 12:01 PM
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Anyone else think its interesting that Phil is considered the fake one while taking care of his wife with cancer yet the pillar of perfection Tiger Woods mask is in danger of being broken?
I don't think anyone knows anything about the true Tiger because he has the most polished and protected image in sports history. His boys (Jordan & Barkley) have had past indescetions and his father left his first wife to sire Tiger while still married. The apple doesn't usually fall far from the tree.
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Old 11-28-2009, 02:10 PM
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Doc, they need a way to turn attachments on n' off. An idle or sleep mode would also save guys so much dollar. He probably was taking pain killer to be able to tolerate the vocal show that one would expect the blonde is performing these days.
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Old 11-28-2009, 02:26 PM
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He aint cheating.
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Old 11-28-2009, 02:28 PM
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He aint cheating.
In Golf or on his wife?
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Old 11-28-2009, 08:50 PM
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He aint cheating.
i would believe it, if he beats his wife.
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Old 11-28-2009, 02:29 PM
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