Richard Seymour Exiled To The Raiders...

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Crown@club

Raiders coach Tom Cable said he spoke to Jamarcus Russell about why he was benched and the quarterback understands now.

Russell refused to take responsibility for his play after the Week 7 loss to the Jets. But Cable pointed out how Russell had a mental lapse on the very first play of the game and made two horrible decisions on interceptions. The Raiders are going back to Russell this week for more torture.Source: Oakland Tribune

Cable-"Russell, you suck but we dont have any other options right now."

Russell - "Uh ok coach. I still get paid right?"

Cable- "Remember Mr. Davis did try to weasel out of a contract with his last coach. That's why I had to clock that asst coach. To intimidate Al a little. He wasnt scared of that whiny Kiffen."

Russell - "So I should take a swing at somebody?"

Cable- "Don't bother, JaMarcus as inaccurate as you have been you'll surely miss"

Russell- "Do we play Tulane? I always played pretty good against them."

Cable- "Sorry we couldnt get them this year. Something about us weakening their strength of schedule??"

Russell- "Where are we ranked anyway?"

Cable-"Well I think we are about 28th."

Russell -"Does that get us a bowl bid?"

Cable punches himself.

[Crown@club]

And the Comedy continues!!!

JaMarcus Russell said after Sunday's loss to San Diego that he was pleased with his 109-yard passing effort.

"I did a pretty good job," he said. Russell took five sacks, fumbled, threw an interception, averaged under five yards per pass attempt, and completed two passes for 16 yards to his wide receivers.

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by Crown@club

And the Comedy continues!!!

JaMarcus Russell said after Sunday's loss to San Diego that he was pleased with his 109-yard passing effort.

"I did a pretty good job," he said. Russell took five sacks, fumbled, threw an interception, averaged under five yards per pass attempt, and completed two passes for 16 yards to his wide receivers.

As terrible as he is it is tough to not feel some sympathy for him when you see the play that the two receivers tripped over each other:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPCIO...layer_embedded

[dagolfer33]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

As terrible as he is it is tough to not feel some sympathy for him when you see the play that the two receivers tripped over each other:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPCIO...layer_embedded

Russell will be working @ Home Depot in Alabama in 2 years.

[dagolfer33]

Amazingly and somewhat coincidentally, Gradkowski starts in place of Russell and the Raiders beat one of the best teams in the NFL.

[herkhorse]

I don't follow the Raiders that close. How long has Uncle Fester been their coach?