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Old 10-12-2009, 10:04 PM
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This is one of the saddest threads in internet history.
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:58 AM
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It could have been a lot worse ...

Nothing about peeing on other men in the gym shower - or rubbing one out in a pringle's can in the school parking lot - and coming in 30 minutes late, going straight to the library with said pringles can .. grabbing the attendance sheet for the day the school hammers out crazy fast... and going over to a table of sophomores with the sheet in hand and declaring ... "I may be absent ... but my spunk sure isn't" -

as the pringles can gets left on the table I strut victoriously to the vending machine and buy a pack of dunking sticks before showing up in 1st period class without checking in tardy to the school office.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:38 AM
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It could have been a lot worse ...

Nothing about peeing on other men in the gym shower - or rubbing one out in a pringle's can in the school parking lot - and coming in 30 minutes late, going straight to the library with said pringles can .. grabbing the attendance sheet for the day the school hammers out crazy fast... and going over to a table of sophomores with the sheet in hand and declaring ... "I may be absent ... but my spunk sure isn't" -

as the pringles can gets left on the table I strut victoriously to the vending machine and buy a pack of dunking sticks before showing up in 1st period class without checking in tardy to the school office.


you rebel, you...
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Old 10-13-2009, 07:19 AM
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It could have been a lot worse ...

Nothing about peeing on other men in the gym shower - or rubbing one out in a pringle's can in the school parking lot - and coming in 30 minutes late, going straight to the library with said pringles can .. grabbing the attendance sheet for the day the school hammers out crazy fast... and going over to a table of sophomores with the sheet in hand and declaring ... "I may be absent ... but my spunk sure isn't" -

as the pringles can gets left on the table I strut victoriously to the vending machine and buy a pack of dunking sticks before showing up in 1st period class without checking in tardy to the school office.
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Old 10-13-2009, 12:55 PM
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Shoulda had a van
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:44 PM
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Shoulda had a van
with the bumper sticker, "If this van's rockin don't bother knockin"
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