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[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Hawthorne experimenting with new giveaway for their night cards. Free Uzi's for the first (only)500 fans through the gate alive.

The Chicago tracks should do free full contact lap dances from their hot female tv analysts.

It will bring in more people ... people who will probably actually gamble ... and it will justify the hiring of poor female analysts as good business decisions.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

The Chicago tracks should do free full contact lap dances from their hot female tv analysts.

It will bring in more people ... people who will probably actually gamble ... and it will justify the hiring of poor female analysts as good business decisions.

If we are rating who would give a better lap dance, I would most definitely go with Jessica Pacheco over Mikalay. We could put some trainers in there like this french guys daughter if you wanted. She would be ridiculous as a stripper.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Scav

If we are rating who would give a better lap dance, I would most definitely go with Jessica Pacheco over Mikalay. We could put some trainers in there like this french guys daughter if you wanted. She would be ridiculous as a stripper.

I would go

Originally Posted by Scav

If we are rating who would give a better lap dance, I would most definitely go with Jessica Pacheco over Mikalay. We could put some trainers in there like this french guys daughter if you wanted. She would be ridiculous as a stripper.

Most definitely. Mikalay has that peppy goofball attitude and Pacheco acts like she lost her soul last spring on the way to Arlington.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Most definitely. Mikalay has that peppy goofball attitude and Pacheco acts like she lost her soul last spring on the way to Arlington.

Is it peppy goofball or ditzy? I'd go with ditzy.

Pacheco walks around Arlington like the Queen Bee, there is this group of old dudes that talk to her after EVERY SINGLE TIME she does the paddock report. She has this 'strut' that just seems a bit off, a friend of mine thinks she has a wooden leg.