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Old 10-09-2009, 06:18 PM
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He is good at the mule races
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:23 PM
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:29 PM
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Hawthorne experimenting with new giveaway for their night cards. Free Uzi's for the first (only)500 fans through the gate alive.
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:02 PM
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Hawthorne experimenting with new giveaway for their night cards. Free Uzi's for the first (only)500 fans through the gate alive.
Being down there, at this time of night, well, it has to be priceless. Plus, it has to be below 40 degrees right now, as it is 45 in the burbs

Just going for Klink's race on that Friday afternoon was scary enough in itself, that was with $1 hotdogs and $2 Beers, brought out the best in everyone

Now if they did something like this at Arlington, they would get 30-40k on a Friday night
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:06 PM
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Being down there, at this time of night, well, it has to be priceless. Plus, it has to be below 40 degrees right now, as it is 45 in the burbs

Just going for Klink's race on that Friday afternoon was scary enough in itself, that was with $1 hotdogs and $2 Beers, brought out the best in everyone

Now if they did something like this at Arlington, they would get 30-40k on a Friday night
They were having a BBQ there tonight. Seriously.
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:08 PM
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They were having a BBQ there tonight. Seriously.
I know, I was called and asked if I wanted to roll down there, I respectfully declined.
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:15 PM
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The Chicago tracks should do free full contact lap dances from their hot female tv analysts.

It will bring in more people ... people who will probably actually gamble ... and it will justify the hiring of poor female analysts as good business decisions.
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Old 10-09-2009, 07:40 PM
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The Chicago tracks should do free full contact lap dances from their hot female tv analysts.

It will bring in more people ... people who will probably actually gamble ... and it will justify the hiring of poor female analysts as good business decisions.
If we are rating who would give a better lap dance, I would most definitely go with Jessica Pacheco over Mikalay. We could put some trainers in there like this french guys daughter if you wanted. She would be ridiculous as a stripper.
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Old 10-09-2009, 10:04 PM
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If we are rating who would give a better lap dance, I would most definitely go with Jessica Pacheco over Mikalay. We could put some trainers in there like this french guys daughter if you wanted. She would be ridiculous as a stripper.
I would go
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If we are rating who would give a better lap dance, I would most definitely go with Jessica Pacheco over Mikalay. We could put some trainers in there like this french guys daughter if you wanted. She would be ridiculous as a stripper.
Most definitely. Mikalay has that peppy goofball attitude and Pacheco acts like she lost her soul last spring on the way to Arlington.
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Old 10-10-2009, 12:57 AM
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Most definitely. Mikalay has that peppy goofball attitude and Pacheco acts like she lost her soul last spring on the way to Arlington.
Is it peppy goofball or ditzy? I'd go with ditzy.

Pacheco walks around Arlington like the Queen Bee, there is this group of old dudes that talk to her after EVERY SINGLE TIME she does the paddock report. She has this 'strut' that just seems a bit off, a friend of mine thinks she has a wooden leg.
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