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Old 07-14-2009, 10:39 PM
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Old 07-15-2009, 06:31 AM
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Old 07-15-2009, 06:52 AM
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
African or European?
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Old 07-15-2009, 07:10 AM
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"I was born in the back seat of a Yellow Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing a shave and shouted 'Time Square, and step on it!'"
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Old 07-15-2009, 04:00 PM
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"" when you walk thru the metal detector, Whats goes off first the Lead in your *ss or the *hit in your brains ""
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